Newsletter January 2023

So here we are then a new year, on behalf of the club Happy New Year and let’s hope it’s a good one. I’m normally a fairly optimistic person but much of the news at the moment seems to be recycled from 2022, ah well it’s got to get better.

A little bit of disappointment in that we had to cancel the Ron Beer Sporting trial in December, with the sudden drop of in temperatures many of the roads were reduced to a skating rink, the road up to the field at Ashleigh is steep and narrow and the last thing we needed was cars and trailers stuck, frustrating when we have a decent entry but safety has to come first.

Later on in the newsletter you can read Simon Oates coverage of his entry in the Camel Classic road trial, I was his latest victim as passenger in the Liege which was a very enjoyable day, I won’t spoil it for you but just to say I only had to remind him a couple of times as to which way up I like my trials cars (wheels below us).
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MCC Exeter Trial        
I’m  sure most of you are aware but the Exeter Trial takes place on the 6th/7th of January. Richard Simpson and I will be marshalling at Fingle Hill and I know there is a contingent of committee members who will also be at Simms Hill, so well done everyone, good luck to all those competing and let’s hope the weather is suitably considerate. (Whatever that is).  

Committee meeting
As we haven’t had a committee meeting for some time I thought it a good idea to remind you of when the next meeting is.
February the 16th  at 7.30pm at Tresmeer Village Hall.

All are welcome, the bar will be open, and as it’s February we might even have the heating on.


Chairman’s Chat


I have informed the last meeting that after over serving the club for over 40 years as a committee member and having served as chair for two separate stints, as competition secretary, newsletter editor, social secretary, membership secretary and having officiated in many ways on events and for the club I now wish to step back.  Andy Prosser is also standing down so there will be a vacancy for both chairperson and secretary at the AGM.  

The club is currently in a very healthy situation with a wide range of youth and experience on the committee and plenty of enthusiasm.  I hope the next chairperson is able to build on this in the future.  

On a lighter note I saw a post in a group I belong to on Facebook due to my activity on rallying during the 1970s and 1980s.  I hope it is not too close to the truth!

Nostradamus in Motorsport 2023 –  I have adapted this from Tom Wilkinson’s post on the Golden Years of Rallying Facebook group.

January

MSUK appoint Paul Gascoigne as trials manager.  He immediately introduces a rule that no Trials Formula sections should deviate from a straight line.

MSUK organises a new committee to encourage young people into motorsport. The criteria stipulate that only people with at least 30 years motorsport experience are qualified to sit on it.

February

Paul Gascoigne redecorates his office at a cost of £147k.

Hexham 12-car rally oversubscribed with entries.

As part of their strategy of encouraging younger people into motorsport, MSUK introduce a new trials championship, combining technology with low cost. 

Buy On Line Low Overall Cost Kitcar Scheme, There was uproar in Motorsport News when they used the acronym.

MSUK in pursuit of a green agenda, introduce a rule that marshals can only use EVs to attend events in.

March

Pictures appear of Paul Gascoigne in his office, dressed in his dressing gown and slippers, fishing rod and unopened bag of fish and chips on his desk and surrounded by empty cans of Stella Artois. He denies having a party.  Keith Sanders denies being in attendance.

MSUK introduce a new rule of all class 5 cars to be equipped with a 17mm restrictor. MSPORT create a new company specialising in only exporting class 5 cars, both new and used.

April

Paul Gascoigne resigns. He wants to pursue other interests and spend more time with his family.

An engine building company in the Orkneys, Magnificent Original Race Engines, sponsors the low cost trials championship. Motorsport News runs the front page headline, MORE BOLLOCKS.

May

MSUK appoint Katie Hopkins as trials manager. She appoints Nigel Farage as her deputy saying “There is no place in UK Motorsport for Geordie accents”.

Nigel introduces a license fee for marshals at £185 stating that this will stimulate growth in motorsport, ensure we get the right people officiating on events and encourage younger people to enter the sport.

The Four Turnings Sporting Trial is won by John and Jerome Fack in an MSR with an average speed of 59mph. “It was a great event” said the Facks “as all sections were dead straight”.

June

Launceston and North Cornwall Motor Club events are oversubscribed but all are cancelled because of the lack of marshals.

Nigel Farage resigns, stating that he wants to pursue other interests and spend more time with his family.

July

Katie Hopkins resigns stating that she wants to pursue other interests and spend more time with her family.

MSUK hold an internal crisis meeting about the state of the trials division. Dave Richards is in attendance, and when made aware of the extent of the problem, he utters “What is a trial?”

On the basis of a personal reference, Nigel Cowling is appointed trials manager.

August

Nigel Cowling repeals all trials regulations introduced this year. MSUK are swamped by requests from marshals for a refund of their marshalling licence fees.

The Launceston and North Cornwall Motor Club Testing Trial has to amend its section plans and re-introduce deviations from a straightline.

September

BTRDA changes Trials Formula tyre regulations to come into line with ACTC This enables all 15 inch diameter tyres that conforms to the tyre tread rile to be used.

Previously cancelled Sporting Trials are reinstated and immediately swamped with entries and offers to marshal. The first one is won by Andy Prosser with John Turner.

October

Due to no events having run due to lack of entries the new low cost championship is cancelled.

Motorsport News announces it as “ NO MORE BOLLOCKS”.

John Turner and Andy Prosser still high after the previous win last month, enter the Tamar Trial in a Citroen 2CV, despite not being able to pronounce escargot.

November


The 2CV retires on only the thirteenth section of the Tamar Trial. The power of the car destroyed all their tyres after only twelve sections, and due to the new rule about maximum of 10 tyres per event, they ran out of tyres. “Gutted” was John’s reply when interviewed.

The Tamar Trial is won by Bob Blackman in a Hillman Imp. “It is great to win in a proper car for a change” he said after the event.

December

MSUK are swamped by applications for clubman’s licenses after the announcement of licence for life scheme.

All license fees are scrapped for 2024, along with permit fees and all other charges.

Greenpeace immediately plan a number of protests about the growth of motorsport.

Fleetwood Mac re-release a single in support of motorsport- “Oh Well”.

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Once again roving reporter Simon Oates has been out and about on the…

Camel Vale Motor Club Ltd’s CAMEL CLASSIC TRIAL on Sunday 4th December.

After a successful ALLEN Trial on 27th November (Class 7 win & 2nd overall), I was lucky enough to get a late entry spot after applying on line Tuesday 29th morning. The navigator spot was filled by John Turner for the first time in a Liege. I decided to trailer to the start at The Borough Arms, Dunmere,  Bodmin, just as well as it was b…dy cold and the heated seats were definitely welcome.

The car was quickly taken off the trailer and straps in the car boot. I start the car up and it sounds like 2 cylinders out of 3 are firing but after 10 seconds all is well again. Scrutineering completed and a few forms signed and we were the first Class 7 car out to tackle the course. Sometimes being first can be an advantage, other times not, in the end it’s in the lap of the Trial gods. We were running number 41 and left at 9.18am with 2 minute intervals between cars. With John’s excellent navigating directions and experience, it didn’t take long to the first section Hustyn (1) which was worrying as we watched Brian & Kirsty Andrew reversing down after getting to a 3. The engine on the Beetle was spluttering and a bit down on power. We set up on the start line and went for it through the trees on the slippery track with a right turn at the summit. All the way up without much of a problem, which settled the nerves a bit!

On to Chestnut Rise (2) where we had a bit of a wait with problems for another Beetle with engine misfire etc. This ended with Karen and Greg Warren retiring their car, only to see Greg later marshalling the special test at Helligan. The section was a deeply rutted track up through the woods which we only got to a 4, diffed out the back axle and promptly deeply dented the silencer and knocked an exhaust joint which made the car sound like it had a proper engine. After reversing down we continued 200m to Hustyn Path (3b) which was an offset climb with restart for all which caused a few problems throughout the field.

We managed to clear it and on to Jab & Left Hook (4) with another restart ably marshalled by the Robinsons. Slippery track with a deviation to the left with a restart on a steep bit of clay with tree roots (thanks David R!) which proved challenging but passable by us!! We then followed the arrows and somehow nearly ended in section 2 the wrong way with 3 other cars (arrow missing) but eventually moved on to Pump House Climb (5) which was a fairly straight steep climb through the trees where we got to the 1. On reversing down we went 100m to a T junction and confirmed with earlier cars which way to go (not on instructions or marked) and drove on to Pheasant Pluckers Son (6) where the son? (a pleasant chap!) was waiting to start us off. A short run to a slippery restart before crossing a lane, up a track then sharp left to a dead end and another clear. On to the Hustyn Special Test which was completed in a decent (for us) 17.16 secs.

After leaving the woods and some road miles we moved on to Penkestle 1 (7) which proved to be a tricky little bugger, right track then left up a clay valley where the left throws us across to the right of the valley and we struggle for grip but somehow we see the 1 marker and reverse down (handbrake on and reverse safely). On to a bit of a queue at Penkestle 2 (8) where we watched the cars in front attack the section with varying degrees of success. Nigel Cowling who was marshalling the section asked if I recognised the Singer Chamois behind me in Class 7.

It was one that he had owned and I had moved around for him – I couldn’t believe it was the same car as the owner Nick Symons has transformed it and continues to fettle it for trialling – beautiful. On to the section and a restart where we came down into the section. Very slippery even though I tried to ease it off the line I got nowhere. None of the class 7 cars cleared the section but Class 8 only had one failure. Just proves if you stop in the right place there’s a chance of getting away or is it they’re so much better than Class 7?  Clinnick (9) called as the next challenge with a fair queue of cars waiting to attack the notorious hill. Dave Haizelden and Dee Champion went past in their Reliant SS1 totally elated as I think it was the first time he had cleared the hill in that car! Matt Facey following in his Z3 also managing to get a clear.

The next clear was the Beetle of Garry & Alison Eamer who powered up – superb! Our turn came and the little car kept its footing all the way and powered? to the top, quite a surprise to us and the first time John Turner had made the top even as a passenger. Back to the main road and on to Laneskin Woods’  Where There’s a Hedge (10a) that we had to climb and complete the restart. All completed successfully and on to Laneskin (11) that was waiting for us. We drove up to the restart, pulled gently away only to power through a right deviation and the clay to the finish. The classes before us didn’t have the deviation and some no restart.

On to Ant Hill (12) which only had a restart for Class 8 which helped our success to clear the hill. A few more road miles to the second special test and last two sections held at Helligan. A long cold queue was caused by both the test and following hill had to be cleared before the next car could continue. My target for the Helligan Test was to complete in under 14 seconds. It was a complete failure with losing grip and time on the corners and then knocking the finishing cone as I went astride the finish line – 30 seconds added to the time, 45.34, not very close to target then.

Helligan 1 (13) had been observed while in the queue and it seemed the cars that started gently over the first bump and then powered up the hill did quite well. That was our intention and it proved to be effective and we cleared the hill. Only one hill left which was Helligan Zero (14) up around the first left bend, look forward to position for the next right bend up a clay bank and it was that easy except I probably didn’t get the power down early enough to clear the clay bank. In a video on facebook it appeared that we were so close to getting up, but no cigar. Sections completed, we made our way back to the Borough Arms for a swift pint (non-alcoholic) and packet of crisps!

The titanic battle between Steve Urell & Julie Williams versus Alan & Patrick Keat in the D1 bike and chairs battle was eventually won by Steve & Julie by a couple of points after they managed a clear of Clinnick.

Overall, the route book, route markers, sections etc were superb and we look forward to next year’s event and praise the organisers, land owners / managers and most of all the brilliant marshals throughout the trial. A big THANK YOU, all your efforts and time are much appreciated.

Provisional Results

Richard Maddern (Husqvarna WR250 Class B2) Wadham Stringer Trophy
James Shallcross & Mike Greenwood (Peugeot 205 Class 1) – John Kessell Trophy.
Matt Facey & Craig Allen (BMW Z3 Class 5)  –  Dave Keat Trophy
Simon Oates and John Turner (Liege 993cc Class 7) Class Win

Camel Classic Photos

Whatja mean chaos?



You don’t see many V8 Skodas, very well shoehorned.

Ready for the Off
BMW Z series are definitely gaining popularity, the diminutive Liege actually manages to carry two people, one slightly squashed, probably why JT managed to stay in it.

For Sale, yes still available Dellow Mk2b, fully trials prepared, supercharged 100E rebuilt engine, rebuilt rear axle with uprated half shafts, various other goodies and a quantity of spares £15,750  contact  J.T. 07971 249783 or email billjan299@gmail.com

Tailpiece…………………

I recently read a very interesting article in the Launceston Life magazine all about the time Charles Dickens made a trip to Cornwall in 1842, it seemed he was gathering inspiration for the story “Christmas Carol”. He was particularly in search of “dreary and desolate” areas and after visiting the West of the county it was recommended he visited King Arthur’s Castle at Tintagel, described as incomparably dreary and a place of fine “wreckin scenery”.

To be honest in 1842 I would have thought much of my beloved county would have qualified for the description, many people lived a meagre life, poverty and sickness was not far away and few people would have had a proper education. Fast forward 180 years and if Dickens were able to time travel he would barely recognised the place. No longer do we rely on horse and cart for transport , we have electricity, wifi, good sanitation, and running water (not just through the roof), all the accoutrements of modern living, we even have university education. There are some who say we have taken the “education” element just a tad too far, it now appears that we have even taught man’s best friend to read.

All for this month    J.T.   please send your contributions  billjan299@gmail.com

Newsletter December 2022

Monthly Newsletter December 2022

So, it’s that month of the year when we are encouraged by the advertising establishments to dig deep into our pockets  and buy our nearest and dearest all sorts of finery {or tools} when to be honest many people have got so much “stuff” you wonder how they are going to find room for more. It’s ok I’m not preaching to you the club have regalia available in a very fetching Maroon and Gold to reduce the load on your bank balance, alternatively you can read further into the newsletter of a couple more ideas to fill that yuletide stocking assuming it is still trendy to hang it at the foot of the bed or somewhere similarly useful.

I have a confession to make, many of you will have noticed there was no “motor”vational (did you see what I did there?)  chat from our chairman last month, this was due to the high level of technology employed in the production of this publication, or to put it another way I lost it in the juggling of the pages.

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Chairmans Chat

The Pete Cooper Memorial Tamar Trial was a fitting way to remember our former Chairman and for many years Clerk of Course of Course for the Tamar Trial. This year it was ably organised by Nigel Cowling, Simon Riddle and their team. Special mention and thanks must be given to Bob Slatter who for many years has been the Secretary of the Meeting. He has worked tirelessly, mostly behind the scenes, to enable this Classic Reliability Trial to run smoothly.

This year the weather was on our side and officials, marshals and competitors could enjoy a fine autumn day. As I am no longer able to compete my own involvement started early as Sean Lehni arrived at my house and we set off to run the first section, a special test, at Tresallack. This was new territory and the requirements for a successful clean and time were a challenge to many of the entry. Perhaps it was too early in the morning for some? There was some confusion regarding the restart with some missing it out, the bogey time was often ignored as was stopping astride line B. It kept Sean and I entertained and produced a variety of scores.

After a drive through the track, we continued on to officiate at Scarsick special test. However on arrival we were met by the farmer who was unhappy that he had not been informed that the event was coming through . As he had a contractor regularly going up and down the lane all day and had arranged to move 100 cattle along it for TB testing, I had no option but to cancel the section. Thank fully I had time to return to Tresmeer village hall lunch stop to make alternative route arrangements. With the help of the time control officials and the opening vehicle the competitors were informed and an alternative route deviation was put in place.

Later that evening your newsletter editor, who had carried out the PR for Scarsick returned to the farm and discovered that the member of the family who had received the details of the event had not passed them on to the farmer. All has ended amicably and in future the use of this section that has formed part of the Tamar Trial for many years and is also used by the MCC Lands End Trial is now secure.

I hope all competitors, officials and marshals enjoyed the day and congratulations to all who completed the course and won awards. Commiserations to those not so fortunate.

Don’t forget to support the club by purchasing merchandise, caps, polo shorts and sweatshirts are available – no doubt details will be available elsewhere in the newsletter.

Yours in motorsport
Joe Caudle
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Forthcoming Events

Ron Beer Sporting Trial

The above event will once again take place at Ashleigh, Lifton,  on Sunday 11th of December. This is a round of the ASWMC championship, if you are not planning to compete then we would love to hear from anyone who is available to marshal, please contact Mike Wevill on 01566 784451.  Anyone wishing to compete the regs and entry forms are available on the website, for those who are not wishing to use the online system there is the good old paper version available.

Camel Classic Road Trial.  Camel Vale MC have their full road trial happening on the 4th of December, for those not competing why not marshal, you’ll love it, details and who to contact on the CV website.

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At our recent committee meeting along with all the usual things discussed was the topic of next year’s AGM, and it appears a couple of committee vacancies are due to appear. The Chairman’s position will become vacant   Joe has decided it is time to stand down and let someone younger take the reins,  (thankfully that rules JT out), it’s certainly not the first time Joe has been “chair” so a rest from it is overdue. The next position becoming vacant is Club Secretary, since taking this job on Andy Prosser has done a great job in keeping us all informed as to what is happening and keeping a good record of the committee meetings etc, he has a lot of future commitments which are going to take up more of his time, not to mention the fact that the motorhome he bought a couple of years ago is more than a little under used and he really wants to make more use of it.

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Mr Toad and the Tamar Trial by Simon Oates

Tamar Trial 2022

The Tamar Trial took place this year on Sunday 16th October in memory of Motorsports sadly missed and great friend Pete Cooper. His presence, contributions and character were fondly remembered throughout the trial also with his wife Jan, waving the cars and bikes off from the start.

The weather gods seemed to be with us with clear blue skies and rain forecast from 16.00 later in the day. Earlier when I fed the dog, his bowl that had been outside overnight, told the story of a wet one, maybe 5-6mm, could be an interesting day. The Liege (class 7) had performed well the previous weekend on the Edinburgh trial and today I picked up Paul as my bouncer/navigator for his first taste of Classic Trialling at club level. Food and refreshments were available in Proper Ansome Café for those who needed extra ballast. With scrutineering and signing on done and pre ordering lunch at Tresmeer and Hog Roast at the finish, we were waved away by Jan, on towards Special Test 1 at Tresallack. A simple start on line A, do a restart on R line and astride line B in 25 seconds with 1 second penalty per second each side of target time. 27 seconds and a 2 second penalty wasn’t the best start – trying to over think it??

We moved on to Horse Bridge and a new venue with sections called Starsky (2) & Hutch (3). The words slippery and bumpy spring to mind weaving in between trees. Rear number plate was ripped off and gaffer taped back twice for the remaining sections. A promising new venue for the future which will improve as we explore the site and fine tune access and sections etc.

Barrett’s Mill (4) near Harrowbarrow is a steep slippery stoney lane with a tricky restart on the corner with a nice hole to catch the wheels in. None of this was helped with tyre pressure limits (16psi for class 7) that were checked at the start. Marshals at the ready and up we went and then on toward Danescombe(5) which is a similarly slippery lane and a restart for all classes.

Tanks Terror(6) saw the cars for the first time catching the bikes up. Notoriously difficult to get through. Class 8 and bikes had a slightly different route into a steeply banked field to the rest of the field with 3 class 8’s getting clears. By now we were the first class 7 car as Jon and Calvin Moores MG J2 had decided to expire. Our route was a little easier but the steep bank was the same. Numbers to the right and as much room on the left as you needed (I found out after finishing the section).

On towards Lewtrenchard and Lew Wood1 (7) and Lew Wood2 (8) where the Launceston Trial will be held on 26th March 2023. Two section in the woods with a deviation for bikes and a restart for class 8 on section 8. After the second section was completed there was a massive spine knocking bang to the car on the exit route which luckily didn’t break anything. Back to the main road and 3 miles on we arrived at Lee Quarry (9) and a few queuing class 8 cars. The section cut off a steep track in two different gaps for different classes.

We were with class 8 on the lower route and a lower restart line which was again cleared. Back to the main road and shortly on to Angel Steps (10) or as some of us now say “no steps”! Some trees have recently been cleared from the hill and one consequence was part of the slate slab has been flattened. Shouldn’t be a problem then should it? Oh yes, tyre pressure limits enforced again. Luckily ours were reduced from 18 to 15psi on the day. as we waited for the bikes to finish and the first class 8’s to conquer the hill, all we could hear was the roaring engines and burning tyres. All I remember about the hill was an interesting restart and smoke so thick I hadn’t a clue what was in front or where we were except we were going forward to eventually top the hill. We waited for Philip and Francis Thomas at the top to reminisce about the food and drinks we used to have in the church hall at Marychurch – great memories.

The bikes had an extra section at Hart’s Lane (11a) and then on to Park Impossible (11) which I have never got all the way up before. Phil and Francis changed their tyres (burnt off on Angel Steps?) and we made our way to the start and a 10 psi tyre pressure. I managed to stop in a hole on the restart and we bounced, wiggled and almost had to get the defibrillator out to keep us going, but we got up the first part only to nearly stop at the 2 on the corner further up, never give up too early is the lesson if you can remember it. Off to lunch at Tresmeer Village Hall, a pasty plus R & R.

We were running about 1hr 30mins behind schedule as we left Tresmeer on to New Langleys (12) after a second special test was cancelled. We had the longest wait so far as the final bikes completed the section and the class 8s started the challenge with 11 failing on the restart. This restart hasn’t been cleared for 6 years and has been moved down a few feet to improve chances. The last car, Josh Moss in his Cannon set off and had a cracking climb and cleared the section easily?? My go and a slightly lower restart for class 7. Up to the restart and the engine just didn’t want to pull, so my first fail. Had I let the tyres down too low or is it that intermittent engine fault showing its head again? That cost me 4 points and second overall. Up through the fields and farmyard to Trevilla (13) which is through an old overgrown quarry and trees with tight corners followed by steep climbs. The engine pulled well and cleared it all.

Back on the roads passing High Cliff (735ft high with dramatic formations) to truly impressive views including Lundy in the sea mist and on through Crackington Haven towards Crackington (14) known for its ‘interesting’ muddy qualities on the Lands End Trial. Most vehicles had restarts (and bikes a deviation) with 14psi limits for ourselves. Once completed successfully, we moved on to Trehole Farm with rain threatening not far behind.

Trehole1(15) proved narrow, steep and slippery with class 8 cars having a restart. Only Jack Selwood managed to clear the section with Josh Moss catching a pole. All other classes had a straight run at it but had to navigate around the restart boards. We failed to clear and had a 4. Trehole2 (16) was quite long with a muddy early climb going down through a gate on to a tight quarry incline followed by a tight right turn. This was only cleared by Aaron Haizelden in classes 7 & 8, the following lower classes?? managed 4 clears – who’s the daddy now then? Finally, 2hrs 15mins late we departed to the Frog & Bucket, South Petherwin for a well-earned pint and Hog Roast.

Tristan Barnicoat riding his Honda XR200R was the only bike from 42 entries to go clear on all sections and won the Dunheved Cup. Only one person on bikes managed the special test in the allotted 25 second time which was Andy Beveridge on his step through scooter.

The overall Tamar Trophy was won by Keith Sanders in his Reliant Scimitar with only 4 points dropped. Josh Moss and Aaron Haizelden both had 8 points with Josh coming second because of a smaller capacity engine. Overall there was a great mix of sections that proved challenging to all competitors. The route was clearly marked throughout and accurate route instructions provided. Every year it is kept fresh with old hills rested and new ones invested in. A brilliant tribute to Pete Cooper and testament to his important influence throughout Southwest’s Motorsport. A big THANK YOU to all competitors,
Marshals and organisers.

Above is Norton Selwood in his Liege
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Camel Vale Presidents Trial 2022 ( Mr Toad turns Turtle)
Next outing was the Presidents on Sunday 6th November. The weather promised to be showery with a lot of rain the preceding day. I decided to drive to Gunnislake to pick up Simon Riddle for his first trip in a Liege. Roof up to the trial with torrential rain going past Duchy College and not much better until just past Castle Motors near Liskeard where the Trial started.

The trial is similar to our own Launceston Trial being set in woodland as a single venue event. The turnout was 18 cars with classes 1 & 3 amalgamated along with 6 & 7 due to low numbers entered in the classes. Signing on and scrutineering completed, we entered the woods to the first 2 sections which had to be completed before moving to section 3.

Windlake View(1) was first attempted by Andrew Dams in his now more modified Peugeot 106. Unfortunately, the ground was fresh and he only got an 11 (a long trip from Lincoln) but plenty more to try throughout the day. Eight more cars followed with no score better than an 8 and then Andrew Rippon in his very competitive Beetle flew up to a 6 followed by another 6 on the next section Colvase Top(2). We followed his efforts with a 4 on the first section (only Charlie Merson cleared the section) and a clear on the second hill. What a start, great bouncing by Simon Riddle and a bit of luck! Three of the class 8 cars also cleared the section. Bonyalva Corner(3) was the next hill and as we approached it we could see and hear section 4 to our right with James Vivian in his BMW 318 compact firing up the hill. BANG! Drive shaft broken and out of the trial. When we arrived at the section queue, we had lost two beetles that should have been in front (took wrong route). Once they arrived, we let them through with Andrew R powering to a 4 on the hill.

We managed no better than a 5 and the hill was only cleared by Charlie Merson again in his class 8 Ford Special. Unfortunately Roger Teagle broke their Class 8 car on the section and went for an early bath. On to Beast of Bonyalva(4) where the BMW had now been cleared from the section. We had a quick walk (allowed to no 6) to plan where we wanted to go on the hill and watched a few cars to the 8 & 9 markers. Andrew R went in front of us and scrabbled up to a 5 and then after a lot of back and forward, made a new exit through the undergrowth and on to the next section. Well, we had to do better than that and kept as high on a traverse as we dared and managed a 4. The next problem was getting out especially as I managed to get stuck at the front in a tree.

Once out we positioned ourselves to watch Phil Thomas in his Dutton Melos. Off he went and another BANG with the rear half shaft snapped and another retirement. He followed the marshal / competitor assisted route down the hill that the BMW took. On to Main Road Top(5) which looked like a simple woodland lane with a restart half way up the hill. We got to the restart but failed to progress any further. As it turned out Dan Keat in his Fugitive was the only one with a restart to conquer the hill, it looked so simple. On the way reversing down I somehow managed to lose control turning into the left bank and turned the Liege over jettisoning Simon R out with me remaining in the car landing on my shoulder, roll bar and front screen. It all happens so quickly and we’re still a bit shocked and so, so lucky with no serious injuries. Marshals and following class 8 competitors were quickly on the scene and did a cracking job. First point was to check Simon R was OK.

He’d managed to graze his head through his club beanie hat and a few cuts to his hand. I’m sure he must have cat like reflexes and a lot of luck. After a few minutes we turned the car on to its wheels, started it up, reversed further down the hill and drove straight up the section to the next one. With all three bodies battered we entered Seaton Rise(6) and drove straight to the top to promptly get ourselves lost in the woods (maybe it was delayed shock). Once we eventually found our way to the next section Love you one time(7) we were behind the class 8 car of Charlie Merson. Off he went up the hill to the 3 marker I think. As he was reversing down his hydraulic brakes failed and he luckily stopped sideways half off the section.

With a rope and six of us we managed to get him down and also homeward for another early bath. Jack Selwood also had a car failure to join the 8 retirees out of 18 entries!! Love you one time was cancelled for class 8. The final retirement was Andrew Dams in his Peugeot 106 on Classic Camel(10) but I’m sure we’ll all be back for more. I guess that technically we didn’t break down, we just decided we’d pushed our luck far enough for one day. Of the 10 cars that finished, Simon Groves had a class win in his Troll with 63 points, closely followed by Ross Hancock in his Buggy on 64 points. Overall winner of the Presidents Cup 2022 after indexes were applied went to Andrew & LorraineRippon in their Beetle with 69 points. It was a long cold wet drive home in the rain, praying that there wasn’t a police car waiting en route.

A big THANK YOU to Camel Vale Motor Club, its organisers, Marshals and land owner for all your time and effort to put on such an interesting and testing trial, carry on the great work.

Do not make the mistakes I made when reversing down a section
1 All sections have the potential to hurt you – never underestimate the hazards
2 If you fail a section, listen to and follow the Marshal instructions to the letter
3 Apply the handbrake a few notches (enough to just hold the car) and reverse down the hill with the footbrake off.
4 If you have a hydraulic handbrake, make sure you use it
5 Alternatively, switch the engine off and put the car in 1st, 2nd or 3rd gear with the clutch out allowing the engine compression to gently brake the car back to the bottom of the hill.
6 Please, please don’t get in to bad habits.
Simon Oates
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Just seen the results of the Allen Trial as held by Bristol Motor Club
Committee members who travelled up from Cornwall made it a very worthwhile trip.
Allen Trophy went to Phil Thomas , Ford Escort.
Rootes Trophy went to that man again , Simon Oates, Liege.
2nd in Class award Andrew Rippon, VW Beetle.

Also noted a Dellow driven by Andrew Isherwood won the Dacy Trophy (Heritage)

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Andy Prosser is thinking of going to the Autosport Show  at the NEC, the show is on from the12th to the 15th of January, if you are MSUK licence holder you can get access to the show on the 12th which is a slightly quieter day, if enough people are interested in attending Andy is prepared to hire a minibus, contact Andy at  probilt2005@yahoo.co.uk  could be a very interesting show.

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Below Richard Simpson gives us an idea for that stocking filler at Christmas or is it “Glove at first sight”?

Like most trail/trials motorcyclists, I struggle to find suitable gloves.

Motocross gloves are the obvious choice, but frankly, they are overpriced and most seem to offer little protection other than to the tops of the fingers…the falls I have had onto tarmac or rock while wearing them have shown them to be pretty flimsy.

On the other hand, the protective quality of road motorcycling gloves has improved considerably over the years: they now have to pass relevant CE tests against impact and abrasion.

But they can be hot and clumsy when you ride off-road. I’ve found an excellent compromise…and they were in a bargain bin at B &Q!

Ladies and gentlemen…I present the Mechanix Wear M-Pact glove. From the name, you might think it was designed for changing oil etc, but it’s really not. It provides good hand protection in a variety of hazardous environments, such as tyre fitting, without being excessively hot or clumsy. Washable in cold water too. The gloves are certified to provide protection against abrasion, impact and vibration, and they appear to do this very well in use. Even the wrist strap incorporates protective padding.

All-day comfortable on the bike, and also for operating power tools etc.

I don’t know if you can still get them in B&Q, but they are available on-line at
https://www.mechanix.com/gb-en/mechanics-automotive-gloves/  

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Here’s your second stocking filler option a couple of books.

Rice & Dirt is basically a travel story, get over the fact that it is accomplished on a Vespa scooter with 10” wheels, it’s a journey of epic proportions. The start of the Journey is at the top end of Africa, the goal is the bottom end, en route there is just about everything, border corruption, frustration, attacks from vigilantes, wild animals, even the offer of a bride. Read it and you will look at scooters in a new light. (Even if it is a bloody Vespa)

Frank & Stan’s bucket list There comes a time in everyone’s life when they say “I wish I’d” !!!! This is a story of just that but they actually go and do it, to the point of getting deeper into it than intended, some parts are poignant, others are hilarious, if you want to sit back and read a book that will make you laugh out loud and annoy everyone else in the room then this is the book for you.

My third offering of a stocking filler is a little more expensive, although it has a lot more joys to behold.

Reluctant Sale

Dellow Mk2b , Fitted with rebuilt 100E engine and Shorrock Supercharger, electronic ignition, low ratio Ford 8 gearbox, fully rebuilt back axle with uprated half shafts. Ready to trial, complete with number holders and electric tyre pump, even a Dellow umbrella. £15,750 to include a quantity of spares.

Contact the editor billjan299@gmail.com  or on 07971 249783

That’s just about it for this month apart from my tale of woe. I went in to our local garage to fill up as I was registering empty on the gauge, having filled I went in to pay I was horrified when the lady on the till said that’s £115 , I marched out and drove off without paying, needless to say I soon had a knock at the door from you know who. Before I knew it I was in court and fined £75 , result !!  Watch this page next month for more money saving tips. 😊

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Newsletter November 2022

It’s perfect weather for putting the newsletter together,  pouring with rain ! There seems to be a lot having been going on of late , not only trials but boring stuff like first aid training, more on that later.

As I hadn’t entered the MCC Edinburgh trial I offered to marshal, this to be combined with ten days away in the camper van, so the route to the Peak district took in the windiest spot we could find on the Northwest tip of Anglesey, it was so windy that Vivien was convinced she could hear voices in a pub coming across the sea from Ireland, but we still managed to sleep well. I had a call about two days before the event saying that I wasn’t needed on the original planned section so was given two options, one was on a section opening around 1.30am or another opening around 9.00am, after about a second of deliberation I chose the latter one and a chance of a full nights sleep (hard decision} called Hobhay.

We arrived early on the day of the trial, nice cooked breakfast in the van at the top of the section and then set to work, after much tossing of coins I was restart marshal so  kept well occupied but still also able to see the deviation route for class 7 & 8 which to be honest at first glance didn’t look too difficult, {how wrong could I be), of the total field of class 7 & 8 entries only four or five cars climbed it, Mike Leete first of all in his very pretty Dellow and a little while later Simon Oates in the Liege, meanwhile back on the restart myself and Ian Hingley were kept busy, one impressive climb here was the Reliant of George Osborn ably passengered by Celia Walton, it was also great to see the “step thru’s “ going clean, including a lost pizza delivery rider though I suspect his top box didn’t contain any fresh Pizzas.

Not too long after the expected finishing time the course closing car came through, so hand in the kit and job done , back to the van for a cuppa.

Parc fermé  at the Duke of York
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First Aid Training

One of the concerns to the committee of late is getting first aid cover at our events, on two occasions this year we have been let down by our planned first aiders, so we decided it was time to sort something. On a morning in late September a small  group of us and two people from the Launceston Voluntary First Aid Service met up at Tresmeer Village Hall for a day’s training.

The primary objective of the course was for the trainees to be able to give emergency first aid and to keep a patient comfortable whilst waiting for the emergency services to arrive, the course was low key but very informative, we covered aspects such as CPR and use of a Defibrillator. The CPR procedure covered children as well as adults,  it was agreed by all those taking part not to shave on the day we are covering an event, if someone is to get mouth to  mouth they might as well get the full “spikey bristle  effect”. Admittedly we are not up to ambulance staff qualifications but it is good to know that should someone be unlucky enough to injure themselves at one of our events help will be at hand.

 Top left photo shows just some of the equipment brought by the group, top right JT trying to inflate a plastic doll  (never done that before said Vivien) bottom shows Mike talking to his doll whilst Andy is listening for a reply, it’s all a bit worrying 😃
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Sunrise over Screwfix

Tamar 2022

 
Exploring the Bermuda Triangle on the Tamar Trial
 
By Richard Simpson


A period of intense rain after a very dry Summer guaranteed a slippery start to the 2022 Tamar Trial, in memory of Pete Cooper, and it was with some disquiet that I realised fate had dealt a comic blow to Team Incompetence before the event even started: Richard ‘Shaggy’ Simpson (Beta X-Trainer 300), Merv ‘Swerve’ Brown (Honda XR400), and Ben ‘Skyhook’ Watton (Honda XL185) would be starting as numbers 7, 8, and 9. 

This meant we would be sweeping the sections of slime and wet leaves ahead of most of the serious competition: at least until the inevitable blunders make us fall back down the field.

An early start gives me the opportunity to ride my X-Trainer in the dark and pretend that I am in an MCC Long Distance Trial. Breakfast in the Proper Andsome café sees us catch up with the irrepressible George Godkin who originally hails from Ireland but lives in Bury St Edmunds.

He’d not only ridden in a real MCC Trial the week before, but arrived in Launceston at midnight after attending the funeral of Phil Gunn, a stalwart of the enduro and rally riding scene back in Ireland. Respect!

Dawn breaks over Screwfix as we complete formalities, and off we went eastwards into the early light. There is an all-new start to the route this year, down minor tarmac lanes well lubricated with slurry, and with the morning sun shining in our eyes. Well it keeps us on our toes.

The first section, Tresallack, is also the first special test, and straight into the sun. It has a ‘target time’ of 25 seconds, with a restart half way though. Dazzled by the sun, I only realise that the restart line isn’t on the track, but on the bank at the side of the lane, at the last moment, and so drop a couple of points. But I manage to complete the section in 28 seconds.

Congratulations to Andy Beveridge, who relinquished his Suzuki DR650 for a Honda Innova step-through, hit the mark at exactly 25 seconds, and won the Dunheved Trophy for his trouble!

Regrouping at the top of the hill, Merv confesses he’s missed the restart line altogether, but, overwhelmed by the sheer power of his XL185, Ben is three seconds under the target time!

The next two sections are a departure for the Tamar Trial being situated on private land usually used for 4×4 driver training: as you might expect they are muddy and quite a challenge on trials tyres. I drop a miserable nine points on the first, have a harsh word with myself and score a rather more acceptable three on the next. Still a section that most of the field managed to clean though.

Barretts Mill sees me drop an avoidable four where my partners in disaster remained clean, but I manage to clean the next section: Danescombe; along with the rest of the field. This was the easiest section of the whole trial, in spite of the restart.

Tanks Terror took us away from the steep lanes and onto a grassy bank section in a valley. There were various different routes for different classes, and I picked the right one and kept my feet up for a clean. Two clean in a row: things can only get worse!

My teammates both got a bit confused and dropped a mark each.

We trek over to Lew Woods, where there are two sections. Somehow, we managed to pass the Brownes (or Rickman Brothers as I dubbed them), who run a pair of magnificent Triumph 650cc-engined Metisses, on the way. They appear behind us as we are queuing for the first of the Lew Woods sections, and I gesture for them to go in front, saying I want to hear them climb the hill.

This was true, but I also thought those big, heavy bikes are going to shift an awful lot of slippery leaf mould for us.

Up they go, the old Meriden-built twins bellowing heroically. It all sounds very straightfoward.

Well, it was for them. The British bikes run straight up the car section: modern solos have a Dougie Lampkin style deviation twisting between the trees. Ben drops five points and gets further than Merv or I manage with six. Merv’s XR rewards him by having a hissy-fit and refusing to start after he stalls. The second and final Lew Woods section is easier. Everyone cleans it, with the exception of Innova Andy, even me. That’s just six points lost in three sections, either this is getting easier, or I’m getting better!

Off we go again, with just a short ride to Lee Quarry: again there are two routes, with the motorbikes on the tighter one. I confess, I get a bit lost in the woods and drop seven points here, which is seven more than everyone else except Merv.

We all know what comes next: Angel Steps, complete with spectators and a humiliating restart. I’m determined to do better than last year when my old GasGas refused to fire at the bottom of the hill until all the bikes and most of the cars had passed. I then nearly got collected by a car unaccountably coming back down the hill while I was on my way up and ended up being dragged to the top. The Beta is electric start, and the cars are all behind us, I remind myself.

I’ve watched some YouTubes of the hill since last year, including one where one of the Brownes gets his Rickman Metisse up relatively easily by picking a line to the extreme right of the track. The British bikes are excused a restart, but nevertheless, I reckon keeping right is the best line.

Except, this year someone has cut the hedge and the rain has accumulated all the debris in the rut on the right. It would be like riding through a compost heap with added thorns. Working on the great Malcolm Smith’s aphorism that “A bad line done good beats a good line done bad,” I stick to the middle as it will give me more space. All goes well until the restart where I find zero grip on the rock slab. Several attempts later, and with a helpful shove or two from the assembled crew, I get going again.

Merv confesses that he just rode straight up without stopping. Given the amount of energy and tyre smoke I expended, I’d say that was a wise move. Looking at the results, only Rom Dobs (Beta X-Trainer), Jon Mildren (Sherco X-Ride) and Leon Youlton (KTM Freeride) seem to have restarted successfully, so an average six points for the rest of us! 

On we go. Next section is motorcycles only, and another for the Dougie Lampkin impressionists involving a twisty circuit crossing the same drainage ditch twice. It’s scored as a conventional motorcycle trials section so my ‘five’ equals a complete failure. Ben does no better, but Merv does well with a two on the unwieldy XR.

Next one is Park Impossible. Last year, I cocked this up entirely. This year, I entirely cocked it up! What went wrong?

Well, at the foot of the section last year I convinced myself it would be a nadgery ride through the woods, so set off cautiously in first gear. I then realised it was a flat out climb, applied too much throttle, much too late and looped out. I’d forgotten all about it until this year, when I managed a repeat performance. Ten points for me, and clean for all the other bikes!

Next year, remember, second gear from the start and give it hell on the run-up!

No matter, it’s lunchtime. Off we go, back into Cornwall. Team Incompetence refill at Launceston BP station, and one of our number has to be stopped from riding off with his sidestand down. Whoops!

Now for the best part of the day, lunch! Delicious pasties, cakes and tea at Tresmeer Village Hall. There are even Cornish cream teas available. There’s also a GasGas enduro with a broken radiator which apparently resists all attempts at repair, and the unwelcome news that the second special test has been cancelled and the roadbook amended.

What follows is a wise decision, that goes hopelessly wrong. Merv says he will navigate his way to the next section, New Langleys, by using What Three Words.

Good plan, except the three words appear to be Bermuda, Triangle, and Mystery. We find ourselves in a peculiar hole in the space/time continuum somewhere between the Atlantic Highway and the Atlantic Ocean. Circulating in an ever-tightening vortex, we seem to collect more and more lost motorcyclists. One minute Merv’s phone tells him we are about to arrive, the next that our destination is 17 miles away! 

Eventually, we break free, and arrive at what should be the New Langleys entrance, except the gate sign says Trevilla, which is the name of the section after. I piss everyone off by pointing this out, so we ride up the road a while, then Merv remembers that New Langleys and Trevilla are next to one-another and both accessed via the gate. 

Sorry chaps!

To show just how sorry I am I humiliate myself by scoring eight points on each section…but the Bermuda Triangle effect is still at work as I see from the results that four riders managed the first section but missed the second…strange given their proximity.

I’ve got a long-range tank on my Beta, but I’ve no real idea how far it can carry me, and I seem to have used a lot of fuel in the Bermuda Triangle. So, I split off from my companions (I’m not exactly flavour of the month anyhow) and scoot off down the Atlantic Highway to refuel at Wainhouse Corner. From there, I know how to get to the next section at Crackington.

Going through the little settlement of Mineshop, I am alert for the vision of loveliness who saved the day for John Turner and me on the Lands End Trial last Easter, but there’s no sign of her. Around the corner, and Crackington is deserted. No competitors, and seemingly no marshals either. Have I fallen back into the Bermuda Triangle?

Marshals appear, and up the section I go. I’m confident of cleaning this one: I cleaned it last year, and I’ve since ridden it a couple of times without difficulty. So this should be a shoe-in.

Except, it’s not. I get the front wheel caught in some washed-down silt at the point where you have to go to the right of the tape, and fall off!

Idiot! Three points dropped.

I pick myself up and ride to the top, where I stop for a moment to kick myself. And I hear in the background the distinctive sound of Merv’s XR400 coming up the section…what??

How did that happen? 

I thought I was well behind him after my fuel detour. Perhaps he got caught in the Bermuda Triangle again?


It turns out that Ben has taken a tumble and broken his clutch lever. Attempts to replace it with a spanner and some cableties failed, and he’s retired.

There are just two more sections to go, and the weather, which has been kind, starts to close in. The first Trehole section is an undulating path of slippery wet grass over slippery wet clay. It takes points off most of the field, but it’s only me and Innova Andy who drop ten!

Trehole 2 is the final section. It’s long and ends in a quarry. I miss the first of the yellow posts that I am supposed to keep to my left, which costs me six points.

Now it’s a dash back to the Frog & Bucket through steadily increasing rain to sign off and grab a quick bite before heading for home.

My not-quite waterproof riding gear manages to keep the wet at bay, and the rain washes the worst of the mud off the bike, so that’s a result!

And the real results show, that although I finished in the expected last place, I did at least get to the end, and that is some kind of modest achievement given there were four retirements from a field of 46 motorcycles.

Congratulations to Tristan Barnicote, who kept a clean sheet throughout to win the Dunhevd Cup on his Honda XR200, and Rom Dobbs who won the B2 class.

I’ll leave the last word to George Godkin. When we explained the Bermuda Triangle Mystery to him he pointed out with impeccable Irish logic that “What Three Words is great at telling you where you are, but not so good at taking you where you want to be!”

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 Tales of a Liege (Mr Toad – Class 7)                Part 1

Being fairly new to Liege ownership (purchased end of November 2021 not running) and trialing in one is slightly different to the previous Class 8 Triumph Torum I owned for 11 years. Did I really purchased it because it had doors and more modern mechanical parts or was it because I hoped to use it as a run around car (which it does to Bude twice a week) and trial car?

Torum was running around 140bhp, the Liege when on its first trial with me (MCC ExeterTrial) had 30bhp. Putting it simply, the cars engine was struggling to power up the hills and I ended up increasing the tyre pressures to get the tyres to slip so that the engine wouldn’t die on a hill.

A week after the Exeter I went to Mark Shillaber owner of SRD on Newport Industrial Estate and had a short session on his rolling road where he managed to extract a further 10bhp to a staggering 40bhp, 29% of what I was used to in the other car. 

Holsworthys Chairman’s Trial followed on 27th February which ended with a 4th in class still running with half worn Avon cross ply tyres all round. The engine pulled much stronger than before but lost power on 2 hills (electronics?) but all things considered, it was a good result.

Next was the Launceston Trial in Lew Woods on 20th March with a change to Michelin Taxi tyres on the back. There was certainly some improvement in grip except when high tyre pressure limits were applied, you’d just sit there and spin however you approached the section ending with a 3rd in class.

MCC Lands End Trial on Easter weekend was as exciting as usual. Long delays meant we were doing Beggars Roost in daylight which was truly a first for us! An unbelievable clear on all sections and fastest times on the Observed Tests meant that we were overall 1st car in Class 7.

Torbay Trial followed a week later and all was going well until we had the engine once again lose power for about 3 sections and probably lost us 18+ points. It could have been another great result but we did end with a Class 7 Award.
Last but not least was the Flora Trial held by the Pendennis Motorcycle and Light Car Club. What can I say except you must go down and try it? Great sections (some extreme) and fun – very under rated and worth entering. Where did I come?? – home with a massive smile and great memories!!

During the summer the main job done to the car was the fitting of a needle roller cross pin to the differential which should strengthen it for trialing. Several Lieges use Suzuki Jimny rear diffs which have cross pins and are meant to be much stronger but have smaller half shafts (weaker?) which doesn’t make sense to me, basically what I have done is a compromise but improvement.

The new winter season started on 4th September 2022 with the Exmoor Clouds. We were cutting it fine getting to the start on time. I was hoping to be there to see Trevor and Daniel Bailey off on their first trial in my old Triumph Torum. They had purchased it a few weeks before and never competed in class 8. I was too late but spoke to them later after they had completed the whole trial – no mean feat first time. My trial started with poor concentration and a few points in the first section. It got better until we had a simple restart where the car again just lost power and wouldn’t pull away. The drive to my cottage is steeper than that section – not a word of a lie! We got to section 6 which I thought was moderately rough and snapped the axle tube which had about 20mm of steel at the top holding it together. We ratchet strapped across the bottom to stop it completely breaking away and retired to the trailer 4 miles away in 30 minutes. Not a good start to the season. The only positive is that we claimed the fastest special test time of 18.8 seconds (the engine must have been OK then!!)

It took a day to straighten the axle and strengthen top and bottom with extra steel. The finished job looks the part, so I hope it will survive. The diff housing didn’t fare well and the diff input gear to the half shaft was smashed also grinding out part of the housing and part of the end of the half shaft. It was all put together with parts from a spare axle I’d sourced a few weeks before ready for the next trial.

The Taw & Torridge Trial was the next to follow on 18th September. Lovely weather greeted us and some challenging sections. Some too challenging with a couple of cars seriously close to turning over on Rat Run with the section eventually cancelled. The diff wasn’t quite right and the back propshaft UJ had started to knock. We were beaten by Francis Thomas in his Dutton Melos (1 point) because I wasn’t concentrating on one section (Pen Steep) and went off the side costing 6 points.

I’m now hoping that the power loss issue is sorted. I’ve been working through all the sensors and have now disconnected the LAMBDA (O2) sensor on the exhaust. If the problem hadn’t been intermittent or there was a plug in port to interrogate the ECU, it would have been a lot easier. The propshaft UJ was replaced and the diff was taken apart again with new shims purchased and fitted. Once it was all together again I went to Barrets Mill to do some PR work for the Tamar trial. On the way home I thought it would be a good idea to take a look at Angel Steps (or is it no steps now) and drove straight up at 18psi. Another day you wouldn’t get up there with 4psi. As I entered Lifton on the way home, the diff started clicking which I knew wasn’t good.

Back home the diff is removed again to find that the new needle roller cross pin had broken probably due to the original broken back axle on the Exmoor Clouds and the pressure when the diff input gear got mangled. Better it happened here than on the first section of the Edinburgh Trial a week away! Original solid cross pin and gears were then installed and away we go.

Two days later on the Monday before the Edinburgh, I went to see Alan Murton at his engineering workshop to see if he could produce a modified stronger cross pin and needle bearings for the diff. He agreed it was possible and I left feeling more positive but definitely not expecting the call the next day confirming that I can pick up the machined parts. After some haggling and crossing his palm with silver, I picked up the parts but was dreading taking the diff apart again and whatever my darling wife Alison will say (or not say) to me about working on the car again. It came apart and went together very well (must know what I’m doing now) and was completed by mid-day Thursday in time to drive to Bude for a game of golf (a drive on so many levels). New steel wheels that had been made for the car were now shod with new Yokohama Geolander rubber and picked up from Wicketts of Bradworthy and fitted to the car. A final fettle, grease and check through means it’s time for the MCC Edinburgh Trial.

Edinburgh Trial 2022

Having had all the paperwork for the Edinburgh Trial emailed to me the week before its start and reading it all through, I felt there was a Big Brother feel to some of the advice and instructions. It’s a shame that a small minority can cause so much hassle and red tape for the majority of competitors. I do begin to wonder if common sense is being bred out of people or is it excess legislation and HSE (rant over).

The trip up from Cornwall took the best part of 7 hours, so we arrived in the dark at Brassington where we were staying. A quick fish & chips and chat with our hosts and it was time to head back to the start at Lichfield Rugby Club. Running as car 158 we left at 01.38 according to the marshals mobile phone (the planned display clock had broken) and made our way to Tissington Ford where we queued until our allotted time and drove through the ford steadily on to Haven Hill(1) where 20psi and a restart greeted us. Once completed we drove through Brassington (left here 5 hours ago!) and made our way to Cliff Quarry(2).

We’ve often been in queues until daylight in the past, only moonlight this time. Starting at the gate, we progressed to a restart on the corner and then to a deviation through exit A. Restart OK, pass exit C and then to the left was a sign low down with A & B with arrows to show the way. The problem was that the A arrow was obscured by something and it couldn’t easily be read. Last second reactions only just saved the day and I got to the left side. Nasty.   I hoped this wasn’t the way the Trial was going to be. On to Whites of Calver for a top up of petrol and next to Tumbletrees(3) which was a wooded section with a yellow restart for us. Onward in the dark to Special Test 1Rebellion which was completed but not very fast. I guess it’s better to be clear at this stage! After the test, big brother was meant to be watching on the moors in the shadows in case you got over 15mph☺ The mileages and route instructions became a little inaccurate on the way to Special Test 2 Middleton Moor(4) which threw us a little but once we got there the test route was shown on a board. Two cones or was it three, one clockwise, the other anticlockwise and the next to your right I think!

As daylight had crept up on us we approached Calton(5) which in the past has claimed many a dream. Two cars in front had failed the hill and was reversing back to get a run at it and the next car was released before the hill was clear. By the time they got to the restart the fail car was still ahead of them. Quick thinking by the marshals held the car on the restart until the hill was fully clear and then let them away for a clean restart. For us, the restart wasn’t too slippery, so all good and on to The Duke of York and a well-earned Bacon Bap and cup a Tea. 83 miles of the route so far + 44 miles from Brassington + 280 miles from home, only 407 miles so far.☺☺

Great stop at the pub and catch up with other competitors, felt a bit more with it after that. Departure was at scheduled time of 08.48, some left early which I guess (in the route book) will be penalised. Excelsior(6) called and wasn’t too wet or slippery with the restart good on the wide approach. We then drove on to Clough Wood(7) where the cars had caught up the trailing bikes which caused a bit of a delay, but boy were we entertained by all that went on around us. Too much spare time had many looking at the second section worrying about if it was possible off the top restart. Off to section 7 where we were Ramp A, Exit A which were well signed, so no problem.  Clough Mine(8) was to follow. The instructions were Exit A and top Red Restart box, what could possibly go wrong? Answer – nothing, all goes to plan and up to the top. What were we all panicking about when waiting earlier, funny lot aren’t we?

Five miles further on we arrive at Dudwood2(10) where the first section was cancelled so we waited in the queue for our turn. It didn’t seem that many were getting up – don’t panic. Eventually it was our turn and we went around to the right and kept to the left to suddenly find ourselves approaching two markers between trees and the end of section on the right. Don’t know how it happened, but it did. Only 4 cars got to the top I believe, with the ‘A’ board coming into play for classes were no car got to the top. Shell shocked we went down the hill and on to Special Test 3 Dudwood where it was shorter than previous years and I didn’t reverse far enough back in the middle of the test, so lost a lot of traction on my way to the finish. There’s only so quick you can do a special test with 40bhp so I shouldn’t complain. The trouble is, I know I left a lot of time out on the special tests☹. On for another 32 miles to HobHay(11) where I waited for Rob and Elizabeth Haworth in their Liege as they had stopped for petrol. While I was waiting I had the pleasure of seeing 147, Michael Leete and Dean Partington in their Class 7 Mk1 Dellow, clear the section – well done both, there’s hope for us yet.

A few cars later a VW Beetle took the class 7 & 8 deviation only to get stuck and 8 – 10 minutes to extract the car and a bit of a mess where we had to go, such is life. When it was our time, we gunned it as best we could at the deviation and it felt like we took off (safer to fly than drive they say) and just went through the heather and bog to the end! At the top of the section I took a picture of 3 Liege cars (146 John & Robin Charles, 158 myself & John Werren & 160 Rob & Elizabeth Haworth) together to celebrate the trial so far and what a view from our vantage point. Only 4 cars from classes 7 & 8 cleared the section this year. Hollinsclough Chapel Hall was calling 9 miles away for a time control, cake and liquid refreshment. It was much needed and appreciated after the last section. The views coming down into the village was stunning, you couldn’t have asked for more, how lucky we are.

Break over and we’re away again for another 3 miles back up on top of the dales to Booth Farm(12) where it was up and over a rough bit of moorland and then on to Corkscrew(13) that in the past had stopped me in my little GTM Coupe before breaking the diff at a later section. We collected a lost car at the bottom of the approach to the section and pointed him in the right direction. Corkscrew was very stoney and rough and luckily we didn’t have a restart in class 7 to contend with.

Only two sections to go and on to Litton Slack(14) which has such good and bad memories. It turned out to be as easy to get up as I can remember, so let’s hope that the section can be retained for the future. I almost felt cheated as it didn’t bite back as we all know it often can, but the clears continue. Only Waterloo(15) to go which was a gravelled sloping track plus restart for all classes which would provide few problems to anyone. Off to the Duke of York again to sign off and a good old natter.

The trial proved to be thoroughly enjoyable with less queuing to contend with and it felt as though we were moving between sections more than in previous years. There’s no question that wonderful weather, cracking marshals and beautiful views may have had something to do with it. THANK YOU ALL. We managed a Class Win (7) and finished 3rd car overall, much better than I could ever have hoped for.

Part 2 Mr Toad and the Tamar Trial next month.           

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Tailpiece

It’s been all go at home with the arrival of “Mona”, or as Vivien named her “Mona the Vampire” (you’ll have to google it). She’s a bit of a project (understatement said Vivien who is not happy that JJ the Fergie Tractor has been turfed out of his cosy shed for some foreign upstart!)) but I’m sure she will be up and running in no time, unfortunately the tin worms were given her address before I could find her but as I have said to others there’s no holes where there’s metal. As with most classics the spares these days are almost better in availability terms  than when they were built. Once up and running she will gradually be brought up to trials spec and will be floating over those bumps, rocks and potholes as if they didn’t exist, in the meantime the spanners and welder are going to be busy.

All for this month J.T.            contributions to billjan299@gmail.com

Newsletter October 2022

So another month has shot past me and it’s back to the keyboard to try and conjure up something interesting for you. Our recent David Ayers Sporting Trial held at Marshgate by kind permission of David Langley was well attended, the weather was also suitably organised, rain was not on the menu so the waterproofs were left well alone, I will give you a run down on the event later.

Our recent committee meeting was well attended with various items being discussed, Andrew Rippon gave us a résumé of the recent ACTC meeting, interestingly there is no official tyre list, the general principle is that tyres used in classic trials should not have a gap wider than 8mm, anyone not sure on their tyre eligibility should consult the ACTC website.
There is concern over the possible movement of dates for the 2023 season, in particular, the date of the Tamar Trial is under threat, hopefully, this can be avoided.

One item that has been discussed at the committee many times is first aid, we have on two occasions booked someone from an organisation to be responsible for this and both times they have failed to appear on the day. With this in mind we are attempting to get some of the committee members trained in the hope that we will at least have someone at an event with some knowledge of first aid. We cannot however guarantee that in the event of mouth to mouth resuscitation being required that the person administering it will have shaved that day.!

Should and members feel they want to attend a committee meeting they are very welcome to sit in, there is even a Bar, our next meeting is on Thursday the 6th October 7.30pm at Tresmeer Village Hall.

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No Chairman’s Chat this month unfortunately so here is a newspaper cutting of our esteemed chairman from 2001 at the water splash Knighton.

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Going back to our visit to Prescott in July, during the lunch break we visited the on-site Bugatti Museum . Although the museum is not huge it showcases a lovely range of the “Bugatti Products” , not just cars but all sorts of innovative engineering ideas which would not normally spring to mind when the word “Bugatti” is mentioned. The price tags are eye watering, several noughts follow a number but the cars themselves are both exquisite and possibly somewhat ostentatious, if one drove down any high street it could be the cause of several neck injuries as people turned in surprise at what was passing them, dream on.

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Forthcoming Events

POSTPONED. Our touring assembly booked for the 2nd of October has been postponed until the spring, unfortunately, it clashed with another one on the same day which was also being held locally, but at least the route planning is done so our chairman and secretary can sit back and wait until next year to enjoy.

7th & 8th October many of our members will be travelling north to take part in the MCC Edinburgh Trial, good luck and hope it all goes well for you.

16th of October we have our Pete Cooper Memorial Tamar Classic Trial, entries are already coming in for this so if you don’t want to miss out get yours in. The organising committee are working hard to make this a great event so please give it your support, yes, we need marshals so if you are available please contact any committee member or myself.

11th of December is the date for the Ron Beer Sporting trial to be held at Ashleigh Lifton, more on this in the November news

Text Box: 						From the Archives

Back in 2000 Vivien and myself along with a trusty band of volunteers used to run the Launceston Trial as a full road going trial. Knighton was used as a special test, always a bit of an unknown element until the day of the trial as you could never be sure of the river level. It wasn’t unusual to see someone get out of their car in the middle of the river (Clive Calber, Sticker Martin?) and remove all their spark plugs in order to pump the water back out of the engine cylinders, motorcycle riders could also be dumped unceremoniously in the river after hitting a hidden boulder.

The photo below was produced in the Western Morning News , (photo by Peter Sentance) in 2000, Adrian Dommett and Judy Philps,  pictured in the water splash at Knighton, Judy is already preparing herself for a dousing.

David Ayers Sporting Trial

With an entry of 14 on the day we all assembled before the start of the trial for a 2 minutes silence in honour of the passing of our Queen. Following this Warin Kelly gave a quick briefing to all congregated and then it was off to the hills on the lower side of David Langley’s farm at Marshgate. We were to complete four hills in the morning three times and a repeat of that but a different set of hills in the afternoon.

I was given the pleasure of passengering Andy Prosser, the car had recently had a change of ignition system which was proving far more reliable than the old one so it was a case of “all guns blazing”, or is it all ribs bruising? Section 1 wasn’t too bad with all the twists and turns expected on this type of event, sections 2 & 3 were like climbing grassy stairs with a loop around some gorse bushes and repeat, not only did you have to be quite quick to change positioning in order to get the best weight distribution but somehow manage to keep a grip or risk being thrown out, as luck would have it I did manage to stay with the car although on the last attempt of section 1 the only contact I had with the car was my backside , legs and arms were flailing helplessly before I managed anything that resembled the composure of a proper passenger. I once heard it termed as being an old man’s sport, to some extent this is true, if you aren’t at the beginning of the day you feel pretty much like it by the end of the day.

When lunchtime arrived we all travelled back up to the car park for a bite to eat and a chat and a chance to add more padding . Back down to the slopes, the afternoon hills were much more hidden whereas the morning ones were open to be seen much easier, I can’t remember an awful lot about the afternoon round with the exception of going up a hill leaning out as far as possible and realising I was staring into the lens of the MSUK photographer who had been despatched to the depths of Cornwall to cover the two day sporting trial festival jointly held with Camel Vale Motor Club.
Somehow I survived the full day even if I walked like a Robot for three days after. When the results were read out Andy and I had won one of the classes , well done Andy, all worth it.

Results
David Ayers trophy                                                            Thomas Bricknell
First Class award                                                                Andy Wilks
Blue Class award                                                                Jason Daniel
Frank Ayers trophy                                                            Andy Prosser

So it was a very enjoyable day, held in lovely weather and a great relaxed atmosphere, well done to all, organisers, competitors and of course a big thanks to all the marshals who without you we would be struggling to run these events and to David Langley who as landowner we are very grateful.                                                                                       J.T.
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Tailpiece.

So not much more to tell you, I managed on the 3rd attempt this year to attend a big scooter gathering over the last weekend but it’s alright I won’t bore you with that (yet). In a few days Vivien and I will be travelling North for a well earned break although I have been given the privilege by the MCC to take time out of it and be out on section at 4.00am for a marshalling stint on Middleton Moor, wherever that is!

All for this month J.T.                                    
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September Newsletter 2022

Panic, Emergency meeting. At a recent visit with the club treasurer and secretary to Prescott Hillclimb we were all admiring the beautiful cars on display, I turned my back to talk to someone and on turning around again I caught the Treasurer and Secretary writing out a club cheque for a large amount of money for the car pictured below.

Ok so the purchase didn’t come to fruition, it was valued at much more than what is in the club account and it also wouldn’t fit on Mike’s trailer but I have to admit it would have been fun using it on the testing trial.

The Prescott meeting was held in beautiful sunshine which had me running for the shade, I like to see the sun but I’m rubbish at actually being in it, if the school careers advisor had said “Turner why don’t you become an explorer” I certainly would not have chosen the Jungle, more likely the Arctic. Enough digressing the theme of the day was for people to drive their own car up the hill {not timed} so Mike very kindly took Andy and myself for a ride up the hill in his MG and after lunch Mike actually let me drive it up the hill, it was a tentative drive with me thinking, no heroics, this thing is worth too much, but I can now say I’ve driven Prescott, thanks Mike.

Off the Hill
Andy Passengering the Invisible Man

Chairman’s Chat

Since the last newsletter 25 of our members competed in the August Testing Trial. The rain on previous days had dampened the ground sufficiently to allay fears of fire risk. The day was enjoyed by all who took part and thanks must go to the officials and marshals for putting on another good event.

It is my turn to organise a social event and so I have been working out a route exploring the highways and byways of East Cornwall and West Devon. It will provide the opportunity to ride or drive along some in-teresting roads and visit some landmarks and places of interest along the way.

This will be a Touring Assembly on Sunday October 2nd and will start at Race Hill Car Park in Launceston at 2.00pm and should take about 2 hours to complete with the incentive of the opportunity to purchase re-freshments including a cream tea at the Strawberry Fields finish venue. (Jam first)

The overall distance is approximately 50 miles and is all on tarmac county roads. It is suitable for all vehi-cles from classic cars and motorcycles, family cars, motorcycles etc (not commercial vehicles) so come and enjoy a non-competitive Sunday afternoon drive and the opportunity to socialise.

The entry is open to all, not just club members and although you could just turn up on the day advance notice would be appreciated so we have enough directions etc for all. Initially there will be a limit of 20 entries. That may be increased if there is sufficient demand. Please click my chairman’s email link on the club website, message the club via our Facebook page Facebook or send a text to me – 07495 358904

The entry fee is £10.00 to raise money for Launceston Voluntary First-Aid Service.

To receive more details about this event please look for updates on the club website or Facebook.

Joe Caudle
Chairman

Past Event, August Testing Trial

Results :
Overall car              J Sandercock       Novice             J Cobbledick
Best FWD              A Seward          Class win              J Moores
Overall bike            M Bowden       1st Class award       R Baker
Under 12 award       H Baker Over      12 award               Z Ruby

Once again well done to the Gregory/Cowling team for organising this well supported event and thanks to David Langley at Marshgate for the use of his land.

Next event David Ayers Sporting Trial

We return to Trevilla, Marshgate on the 9th of September for the David Ayers Sporting Tri-al, this is one of our flagship sporting Trials events with a chance of seeing some of the top drivers in the country along with an assortment of very interesting and unique cars. Once again we will be needing marshals to enable the smooth running of this popular event. If you are able to help please contact Mike Wevill 01566 784451

See website for regs and entry form. https://www.lncmc.co.uk

Tamar Classic Road Trial

On October the 16th we run what has become our biggest event, in honour of our past chairman and club stalwart it will this year be named the Pete Cooper Memorial, Tamar Classic Trial, the event is also a round of the ASWMC & ACTC so points to collect Plan-ning is at fever pitch, that’s approximately two levels above “dreckly” and all is set for what is hoped is a cracking event, hopefully by then there should even be a drop of rain to soften up the ground, and yes you’ve guessed it we need a large amount of marshals please do give it some thought, no marshals = no event.

Testing Trial Photos
Courtesy of Jonathan Kelly

A bit serious 🙂

Looking determined

Going for it !

Mind that pole !

The two pictures above are what I took at the centenary celebrations in the Town Square August 2021, what a difference a year makes. Last year we were all tuck-ing into pasties and hot tea and coffee to try and keep warm and dry, had it been this year it would have been ice creams and cold drinks. One thing is for certain you can never be quite sure of the weather despite all the best laid plans, alt-hough it was wet we still made a success of it (dry would have been nicer though).

Last month I put in a plea for correspondence about your summer travels, I can only assume that none of you have been anywhere worth mentioning, if you did why don’t I know about it?

All for this month J.T.

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Newsletter July 2022

So we are now officially into the second half of the year and in terms of motorsport what an improvement over the last two years, last month was a particularly busy month, our own club was involved in running three events and many members were also busy doing their bit for the Jubilee celebrations so in all a busy time.

Chairmans Chat

I hope all our members are having a good summer, although today feels more like autumn.  The recent Spry Trophy Trial took place at a new venue at Broadwoodwidger, thanks to Alan Murton for facilitating this new venue.

 Last weekend many of us were involved in the MCC Dick Peachey 120th Anniversary 3 Day Trial.  Many were officiating and marshalling on local hills and all seems to have gone smoothly. 

Your Chairman was Chief Official at the lunch halt and time control at Race Hill car park in Launceston.  Thanks to the support of the Town Council employees and an excellent team supporting me all went well.  There were a lot of spectators to see the Mayor, Deputy Mayor and Town Crier giving the competitors a good send off.  Our club literally flew the flags and it was another opportunity to publicise our existence.  I enjoyed meeting many old friends old and making new acquaintances.

Many spectators were also present to see the sights of a wide variety of vintage and modern motorcycles and cars both at the car park and as they passed through Launceston.  Local cafes and purveyors of refreshments did good business throughout the afternoon so the local economy benefited.

It did feel slightly incongruous to see a classic reliability trial taking place in the middle of the summer.  However those competitors I spoke to were enjoying the event.  I think that Clerk of Course Dave Middleditch and the MCC are pleased with this innovation.I

Now we look forward to the Motor Traders Car Trial and the second Testing Trial of the summer.  Both are enjoyable and sociable occasions and I look forward to seeing you there.  Watch this space as it is hoped to have more news about a social event later this summer.

Joe Caudle

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The “Dreckly” Testing Trial  As Nigel named it.

Smithson farm at Kelly proved a superb venue for this event, it’s all very low key and laid back with the emphasis on enjoyment. Once again there was a very good Junior entry with a varying age range and great to see kids being allowed to give it all they’ve got on the field, all helps to improve the riding skills.

In the adult (old folks) class the entry was quite diverse from the usual trials machines, to the Step Through squad, to Pete Turner on his recently acquired Greeves Trials bike.  The cars also were at their most competitive, particularly with Kath Shute and daughter Emily competing with each other in the little hatchback. Calvin Moore was doing his best to scare his passenger/mother in the J2 MG, it’s ok though as he’s since passed his test, congratulations Calvin.

On the section that I was marshalling I was the start marshal, a little lad pulled up beside me on his bike  with his dad keeping an eye on him, I explained to the  little fella what he had to do and then said if you start your engine  I will count you down, at this point dad intervened and said “it’s ok it’s electric” , it raised a good laugh anyway and with a twist of the throttle he silently shot off around the course.  

Overall winner John Sandercock – Carr Cup.  Luke Fry –  Motorcycle Trophy

Well done to Nigel and the team for yet another enjoyable event, particular thanks to Lisa Gregory on her debut as entry taker.

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Spry Trial – Sunday 19th June – by Andy Prosser our Roving Reporter

Sunday the 19th June saw the annual Spry sporting trial being held at Higher Frankaborough Farm near Lifton for the first time, by kind permission of the Harvey family.  The arrangements had been made thanks to club member Alan Murton who lives locally and a few of us joined him on the Saturday to lay out the sections.  With steep grass fields and rain showers in prospect for the Sunday there was general concern about how difficult the trial could prove to be, how wrong we were on several counts!  A total of 11 competitors competed on the day with three sections being run four times in the morning and a further three, four times in the afternoon.

It soon became obvious that due to no significant rain overnight that the mornings sections were going to be a lot easier than we thought, so the tyre pressures were upped from 5psi on leaving the paddock to 8psi before the first hill was attempted and the sections were significantly tightened. Despite this Duncan Stephens, double driving Jerome Fack’s MSR, was clean over the mornings 12 attempts with several others only picking up low single figures scores. 

After a break for lunch it was decided to leave pressures as they were and see what the afternoon would bring – one thing was still no rain.  It was amazing how little grip there was on the second part of the field compared to the first with many bemused faces wondering what had happened!  Jason Daniel had a good morning only dropping four but really came in to his own in the afternoon, showing everyone else the way in his Crossle, with a final score at the end of the day of 28, the next nearest being Jerome on 40.  What makes this particularly special is that Jason was being passengered by his daughter Grace for the first time and it was her 14th birthday that very day (this is the youngest you are allowed to be a passenger in a sporting trials car) – what a brilliant effort and result by the both of them.  The club was also very grateful to Jason’s son Toby for helping marshal on the day.  

Jason and Grace Daniel heading for another clean.

The novice award was won by Nigel Shute, very ably passengered by his wife Kath – as regular club competitors it was nice to see them pick up an award too.  Several competitors had come down from as far away as the Forest of Dean which was great to see and everyone involved thoroughly enjoyed the day, with the added pleasure of everyone sharing Grace’s birthday cake at the end – a great event all round. 

Nigel and Kath Shute on their way to winning the novice award.

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Future Events

10th July Motor Traders car trial at Waterloo Farm, North Petherwin by kind permission of John Werrin. Regs are on the website, car drivers of 14 years and above.

21st August Testing Trial, Marshgate TBC regs to follow.

An Invitation from Minehead Motor Club   4th September

Minehead Motor Club would like to invite members of Launceston & North Cornwall MC to the 51st running of the Derek Merson Exmoor Clouds Classic Trial, being held on the 4th of September. Following the successful 50th running of the event last year, in Headon & Periton Woods, we are delighted to announce that the Exmoor Clouds returns to a full road trial this year, open to entries on 2, 3 and 4 wheels. After the landmark event last year, a new organising team has come forward, ready to take the Exmoor Clouds into its next 50 years.

The event will return to its base at The Rest & Be Thankful Inn, at Wheddon Cross, from where competitors will head out on a route of approximately 75 miles across West Somerset and Exmoor, taking in around 15 sections and 2 Special Tests. The new team have worked hard to bring together a mix of new sections, while reviving some classic hills that were once cornerstones of the Exmoor Clouds in years gone by.  

Entries can be made on the appropriate form and be either posted or emailed. Alternatively, if you would like a set of regs sent in the post, contact Event Secretary Norton Selwood on 07949 926621. 

We hope you can come and join us for a day’s motorsport in the September sunshine! 

(Regs will be available on the ACTC website from the 6th of July. www.actc.org.uk )

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Tailpiece

 As chairman Joe mentioned our latest marshalling outing was for the MCC 3 Day Trial, with many club members out doing their bit and running hills, the Saturday of the 3 days was very much in our area so it was no mean feat to get volunteers to run all the hills. Thanks to everyone who supported and gave up their time for  this significant event.

I was elected (by myself) to run Ruses Mill our motley crew arrived at the Mill around 10.00am  to be greeted by other volunteers including one team from Barbrook ! They had left home at 6.30 am to get there, now there’s keen.

Once we had done all the deliberations as to who was manning which end it was down to getting familiar with operating the radios, somehow Dad’s Army came to mind, I think I was probably Captain Mannering although nobody said don’t panic to me.  To my surprise the radio system worked very well with only a couple of minor hiccups. The competitors came through in a somewhat irregular fashion as it was a break from the norm in that cars and bikes were interspersed so you never knew what was going to arrive next, although it was a little later than expected by the time the course closing vehicle came through to close the hill.

Once we had picked up everything it was back home and open up the Trials App Live on the phone to enter all the scores, with Vivien reading them out and me inputting,   this actually didn’t take as long as I feared it might and about an hour later it was all done and dusted.

  J.T.      All for this month         Don’t forget contributions to billjan299@gmail.com.

Newsletter June 2022

I don’t know how many of you are really thinking of motorsport or jobs to do in the garage, at the moment there is a big focus on the Jubilee Celebrations with village halls buzzing and street parties taking over neighbourhoods, perhaps it gives people time to reflect and enjoy what they have, away from our little island there is more than enough turmoil to contend with.

The club recently had a stand at the Launceston Steam & Vintage Rally, an ideal showcase for us to show the general public what we are all about, we had a good variety of machines present 2,3,&4 wheeled varieties and several members on hand to talk to anyone interested to know more, thanks to all the committee members for giving up their time, in particular Andrew and Lorraine Rippon for coordinating everything and taking charge, well, except for the erecting of the gazebos which was confusing as always but Lisa sorted it out by reading the instructions, we men aren’t big on reading instructions.

Chairman’s Chat

I hope you are all enjoying the spring weather although the temperature outside today is more conducive to writing this contribution than some fettling in the garage.

Our last event was the Northgate Trophy Sporting Trial and this was unfortunately curtailed due to Roy Hartley having a heart attack.  Thanks particularly to Andy Prosser and other club members for their assistance for Roy and to the ambulance crew for helping them gain access down across the field and difficult terrain.   The ambulance took Roy post haste to Exeter where he underwent  expert care and treatment.  Following his treatment Andy collected him from hospital and reports that Roy is now recovering with his family.  We all wish him well and look forward to seeing him in the not-too-distant future.

 The club is assisting the MCC to run a number of sections local to us and I am liaising with Launceston Town Council and Cornwall Council to arrange the lunch halt.  The competitors will be in the Cornwall Council Race Hill car park from 11.30am onwards.  Pat Gomm is officiating at the time controls in the car park and would appreciate offers of help.  They are then due to pass though Launceston town centre to be waved off by a dignitary.  Hopefully this will give Launceston a view of classic trials vehicles and help to promote our sport.

We are now looking forward to the summer events on our calendar and I hope to see as many of you as possible at those.  There may be more news of social events as well soon.

Joe Caudle  Chairman

SPORTING TRIAL FESTIVAL 21/5/2022

The Midland Trials Car Club announced plans to run a festival to cover Heritage ,Historic, Post-Historic & Modern cars & it seemed like a good idea to take part. However, because it was scheduled for a Saturday , when Nigel normally works ,the plan was shelved. I think we have all become a little ‘can I be bothered ‘ over  the last 2 years & the thought of  a three & half hour trip was  off putting .  Then with just over a week to go Nigel comes back with’ I have the day off’, so we are going.

Up at 4.30 & left home by 5.00.   Overtaken by Murt’s van between Taunton & Bristol. Stop at Gloucester services & there was Murt ,Gill & Nigel Hosken at the counter . We took a brief stop for a bacon bap & expresso.

On crossing the car park  I heard ‘ that brings back memories’, so got talking ‘did you compete’, answer ‘No but my family did, named Penhale ‘ . Is that from Holsworthy ?  Yes my Dad was Allin Penhale. Reply –‘ I competed with your brother Richard in Sporting Trials in the 1980’s ‘   What a small world. For course Allin Penhale will be remembered  by members of my age and older as a very successful regular competitor in Classic trials winning many of our Trophies .Richard is now living in Denver having been in  the USA for many years. Photos  of  me & car were  taken to send to Denver .

We then set off for Long Compton with Murt in pursuit & arrived on site at 8.45 where a large number of competitors were already parked. There were many familiar faces ,some from the classic car world & others not seen for a good many years.
The format  was-    3 Trials

HERITAGE ( entry 28)

Basically, 1950’s road going without fiddle brakes& including 11 Dellows & an Allard.
These tackled 6 sections on  the lower slopes  3 times. Familiar faces included Dave & Anna Robinson, Pete Tudor & Roger Ashby

HISTORIC & POST HISTORIC (55 Entries )

Historics are NTF cars from 1953 to early 1970’s with fiddle brakes & there were 30 side valve Cannons plus  other specials. These guys appear to have an emphasis on having a jolly good time & often dress in period attire –namely flat cap, tweeds & tie. Also look to have a good picnic.Definitely from another era.
Post Historics are NTF cars from early 1970’s to 1978 with mainly BMC A series , Imp ,Renault 16 & Ford crossflow engines & drum brakes.
Again these  classes tackled 6 sections 3 times on the medium slopes

MODERN ( entry 34)

This was the Jacobean Trial  being a round of the BTRDA Championship.
We tackled 6 sections 3 times on the steepest terrain & we ran on 8 psi.

There was a good local contingent  comprising  Murt ,Stewart Stamp, Jason Daniel, Duncan Stephens, Thomas Bricknell, Jerome Fack & myself.

I had 2 bogey  hills which keep my score unnecessarily high but still kept in close contention with Murt & Jason ending just 5 points adrift but well down the field.

 For the record the winners were-
Heritage           Martyn Halliday          Lotus
Historic            Ian Wright                   Cannon
Post Historic     Simon Kingsley          Kincraft
Modern             Thomas Bricknell        Crossle

It was a privilege to take part in such a truly  extraordinary event (117 entries) which was superbly organised by  Josh & Elaine  Veale  & the MTCC team.

It was a pity that with simultaneous running we did not really have  much  opportunity  to watch the older cars in action but I don’t think it could have been any other way.

All that remained was to load up after assisting a transporter  beached on the corrugations of the field & start the long journey home followed by Murt . It was touch & go whether we could make home( 380  mile round trip )on a single tank so stopped for top up & expresso to keep awake  Don’t  know how we would manage such a trip  in the future with an electric tow car  ?
Someone said it was like a Goodwood for Sporting Trials & that was a fair observation . I will probably look to go again another year after all it’s the taking part that matters.

 As usual many thanks to my long suffering bouncer Nigel as without his enthusiasm I would probably have stayed at home.
Mike Wevill.

GasGas 250cc Pampera Mk III For Sale

A rare opportunity to acquire a GasGas Pampera Mk III…recognised as one of the best long-distance trials bikes ever made.  This bike is genuine one owner from new, and has recorded just over 3000 km. The original rear-wheel sprocket is still in place. It is one of the last two Pampera MkIIIs imported to the UK, and was purchased new from BVM of Stroud.

It is all original, except for Renthal trials bars and grips, nearly-new Pirelli trials tyres, security bolts, KTM handguards, and an Iris O-ring chain. Even the original speedo and indicators are still fitted and working. There is a good quantity of spare parts and consumables with the bike, including original type Vee-Rubber enduro tyres. All documentation is present, including the original bill of sale, handbook, sales brochure, and an information pack.

I’m selling because a Beta X-Trainer has replaced both it and my four-stroke trail bike. There is a small ‘ding’ in the front wheel rim (not a problem at MoT-time), and a small hole in the seat cover over the base. Apart from that, just a few little scrapes and scratches.

These machines only rarely come onto the market now.

Offers around £3000. Call Richard on 07812 402021

Future Events
12/06/2022 Testing / Production Trial at Smithson Farm Kelly.

Lisa Gregory is the entry taker and can be contacted through our facebook community page or you can enter online via the club website .

19/06/2022 Spry Sporting Trial. We have a new venue for this, Higher Frankborough Farm, Broadwoodwidger.  Mike Wevill is your contact 01566 784451. Email  j.wevill@btsupport.com

10/07/2022 Motor Traders Trial at Waterloo Farm North Petherwin.

MCC 3 Day Trial 24/25/26 June Our club is running hills on Day 2 of this event and as always any offers of marshalling help would be most welcome , contact myself on 07971 249783.

Anyone at a loose end on the 19th of June may want to come along to the Tresmeer Village Hall family  treasure hunt. Starting at 2.00pm at the hall, all clues are done using the What 3 Words app, on completion return to the hall for tea and cakes.

So as you can see we are busy planning events for you the members to enjoy, in particular the Testing Trial is one that caters for all age groups in whatever form of vehicle you have, preferably not an electric one (only joking) as one of our Vice President’s Les Connect is yet to be convinced of the concept. Unfortunately his application to the local Council to turn his garage into a giant fuel store was refused, Les was last seen at a hardware shop in Newton Abott buying a pick and shovel with plans to excavate an underground fuel store under the veg plot in the garden.

All for this month, don’t forget to send contributions to   billjan299@gmail.com
J.T.

Newsletter May 2022

Monthly Newsletter May 2022

Welcome everyone to yet another fun thrilled action packed newsletter, or to look at it another way J.T. is waffling on again. We have two reports from the recent Lands End trial which was held in beautiful weather, the event was somewhat long, Richard and I spent the best part of 23 hours in the Dellow so it took a few days for our rear end’s to regain normal shape, when we got out of the car at Loggans Moor it was like a competition as to who could do the best John Wayne “walk”. We were both very grateful to Vivien bringing the trailer down to collect us, neither of us would have been too excited about a hour and a half drive home, but at least we got around and collected a Silver award to boot, despite that there were times when finishing was doubtful and a clutch which said “that’s enough”.

Committee member Simon Oates managed to win class 7 in the Liege so he must be getting to like the car now.

Other local competitors included Dave Craddock with a Class Win; Steve Urell and Julie Williams Field Award for MC Outfits; Ian Cundy Field Award Cars; Photos below also include David Symons, Darren Ruby and Phil Hingley.

ACTC Awards Evening

 Jan Cooper and Nigel Cowling attended this event on behalf of the club, it was held at the Fingle Glen and Jan commented it was a very nice evening in good company and to top it off our club were awarded the Trial of The Year award for the 2021 Tamar Trial, this is now the fourth time our club has won the award, well done to all.

Forthcoming Events

Northgate Sporting Trial at Ashleigh Farm Lifton, Saturday 7th of May. This is a lovely venue and ideal for those who just want to spectate although we could as always do with some marshals. Anyone wanting to marshal please contact Mike Wevill 01566 784451.  We will be back to Ashleigh again on the 19th of June for the Spry SportingTrial.

We recently had a very nice social get together at Launceston Golf Club. The next one is to be held at the Launceston Steam Rally on the 28th/29th/30th ofMay where the club will be having a stand, whilst we have some vehicles to display, if anyone has a suitable vehicle which they would like to show please get in touch.

Lands End Trial 2022  by Phil Hingley

I rode in the Lands End Trial in Class O on my old Triumph 500 with my friend Richard on a Suzuki DR350.  Despite the perfect weather and entering the class for old codgers, beginners and unsuitable vehicles, I didn’t do as well as I had hoped but I still enjoyed it.

The MCC were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their first use of Beggars Roost.  My Triumph joined the celebration by failing the restart.  I let the clutch out and the back wheel just spun and failed to move me forwards.  I must have stopped in a hole or against a stone or something.  A marshal helped get me going again.

Kipscombe was the first of several easy tarmac lanes with restarts.  My brother was marshalling here, so I had a little chat with him on the start line before riding up the hill.  I nearly failed the restart by stopping before the box instead of inside it.  Fortunately I realised just in time and stopped correctly.  It would have been very embarrassing to have failed here.  

A few miles after that, my throttle cable snapped.  I was carrying a spare but I had no idea whether it would fit, but had no alternative but to find out.  Fortunately it did, with a bit too much free-play but it meant that I didn’t have to retire from the trial.  That fiddly little job took nearly an hour to do, and I was very grateful to Richard for providing illumination and for looking after tools and things for me.  

After all these years, the refreshments at Sutcombe have moved from someone’s kitchen to a kitchen/garage a bit further up the hill on the other side of the road.  A piece of cake and a cup of tea were just as welcome as ever here.

There was a long queue at Darracott, and then the car in front of me failed, which meant there was another 20 minute wait while he was recovered.  The results show that I stopped in the restart box when Class O didn’t have to, so that was another fail.  To be honest, I can’t remember anything about it but I’m not a fan of restarts so I am a bit annoyed with myself for stopping unnecessarily.  Richard also failed here – his only fault in the whole trial.

I said ‘Hello’ and had a little chat with Vivien T. who was manning the restart box at Treworld.  (You didn’t mention the hug Phil J)

At Bluehills, Class O have the choice of the old tarmac hill or Bluehills 2.  Being Real Men, naturally we chose BH2.  The hill seemed even steeper and rougher than usual and I fell off in a big way. It happened so fast that I didn’t know what I had done wrong. I thought the bike was heading for the cliff edge and into the sea!  The marshals picked me and the bike up and got us going again.  Rich said I received a nice round of applause from the crowd all the way up the section but I was too preoccupied to notice it.  This was my worst ever fail on BH2, and I’ve had a few!

At the finish, we signed off and got ourselves a beer and met up with our friends Matt and Peter who had done the main trial on BSAs.  They had both claimed Gold Awards and  I wouldn’t have expected anything less from them as they are both really good riders. Afterwards I had an enjoyable ride back to Launceston in the late afternoon susnshine via my Demon Back Route which avoids most of the A30.

There was a time when I got Gold Awards in the main trial but those days are long gone.  These days I just am happy just to finish.  Having said that I enjoyed the trial for the most part and the weather was almost perfect.  As we often say at the end of these events “There’s always next year”

Land’s End by Richard Simpson

If you can meet with triumph and disaster both, and treat the two imposters just the same.

Amazingly, given that I am half of the Launceston and North Cornwall Motor Club’s self-styled Team Incompetence, John Turner asked me if I would navigate him and his Dellow on the 2022 Land’s End Trial. 

Perhaps he was impressed by my status as a one-time (and it was just the one time) works navigator for the Triking factory team on the same event many decades ago, or perhaps there’s no one else willing to do it given just how crippling uncomfortable his car is, especially for a lanky person like me.

Back in the pre-covid days, he asked me to do the same on the Exeter Trial. That didn’t come to pass as his car destroyed its back-axle on a pre-trial shakedown. With the benefit of hindsight, that was a lucky escape for both of us as I was harbouring an intermittent heart condition that could have dropped me dead at any time.

Anyway, fast-forward three years: the Dellow’s axle has been rebuilt, it’s done an Exeter Trial, and the NHS was kind enough to give me a pacemaker for my 60th birthday, so all is well.

And I’m waiting at the end of our track listening to a supercharged Ford Pop engine (no, I’m not making this up, that’s what’s under the Dellow’s bonnet) roaring its way past the farm and up the valley. I can see the yellow glow cast by the old-school Lucas headlamps before the little car that will (hopefully) carry us through the next 23 hours appears.

In I get, and off we go for a thankfully short run to Plusha Services where we are greeted by some familiar faces from the club (Hello, Nigel) and a few questions from fellow-competitors. John is taken to task for not knowing the chassis number of his car. 
“I’m lucky if I can remember the registration,” he quips.

His interrogator doesn’t see the funny side and minces off in a huff. Oh well, never mind.

Scrutineering consists of checking that the lights work, and then we are off in number order, taking the officially mandated minor roads route to Bridgewater Rugby Club and the start proper.

John pretty much knows the way, so my main concern for now is whether the little Dellow can keep the pace on the road: we have a relatively late start number and if we fall back down the field there is a real danger that the course-closing car might catch us and put us out of the event.

Fortunately, that doesn’t seem to be the case. We are if anything catching the competitor in front (one of the truly nasty ‘sports’ cars from the last days of British Leyland), and it’s a lovely clear night with just the odd bit of mist.

I have however picked up that there is a ‘passage control’ on the route: a couple of MCC bods in a lay-by just outside Bow. This is to ensure everyone sticks to the route, but could be easily forgotten and missed. We stop, make sure our number is taken and off we go.

All is well until we hit Bridgewater. We must follow the roadbook, and we do until we get to the bit where the road has been closed because someone is building a housing estate on it. 

No, I’m not making it up. We find ourselves in a dead-end of security fencing and pallets of bricks.
Our mistake?

If it is, we are not alone, an assortment of competitor cars is piling up behind us. A quick conference, lots of swearing, and we form a convoy that heads out of town on the motorway, and then back into town past the service area towards where the rugby club is. 

We take the opportunity to fill up with fuel before reporting for scrutineering, and then into the club to Time Control and a compulsory hour’s rest. We decide to buy a cup of tea. There is a queue to pay for the tea, then a queue to get the ticket that says you paid for the tea, then a queue to get the tea itself. Well, it helps pass the time.

Halfway though our hour’s rest, they decide to close the Rugby Club and everyone gets turfed out. The external alarms are on, so floodlights are flashing on and off and sirens sounding. Latecomers are still turning up thanks to the closed road, and women competitors, in particular, are not pleased to find they can’t access the toilets.
This really isn’t good.

Nor is the attitude of the person running the time control. The roadbook says to get signed out a few minutes prior to departure. He insists that we hang around until departure time, so we are effectively behind schedule when we leave.

Eventually, we escape the Kafkaesque nightmare that is the Rugby Club. We manage to get lost between the car park and the exit, but resist the temptation to open a section across the pitch.

The route takes us up towards the north coast, and we encounter the first section on the way: Fellons Oak.

Queuing for the section, there is little to do but look at the sky: a bright full moon and 50/50 cloud filtering the stars. It’s magic.

The section itself will be easy, John says, but there is a restart. At the start, there’s a big Honda Africa Twin adventure bike…does it belong to a marshal, or a competitor who has ‘fallen at the first’?

The section is a moderate climb on a dryish track, but the section after the restart is rough and rutted. In the headlamps it looks like a load of branches laid across the track…I’m glad not to be on a motorbike, and I don’t think that often.
We bump and crash our way to the top: one down and 12 to go!

It’s a long drive on the A39 down the North Somerset coast, with the darkness meaning we see nothing of the spectacular scenery: the Dellow is waking the dead as it climbs Porlock Hill (itself a LET section before it was tarmacked) on full-boost in second gear as there are huge gaps between the ratios of its three-speed gearbox.

There’s another compulsory hour’s stop at Barbrook Village Hall, where we arrive in dawn’s early light. The main street of the village is jammed with trials cars, and there’s a forlorn Royal Enfield trials sidecar outfit parked in the garage forecourt opposite.

The time control here is operating in the same way as it was in Bridgewater: the roadbook instructions are disregarded and you have to wait for your minute to tick around at the control. But we are wise to it by now: John sits in the car in the queue and I wait for the man to tick our number off the list.

It’s literally just up the road to the next section: the famous Beggars Roost, and one of just two LET sections I remember from my Triking escapade. Then, it was covered with pea-gravel that provided a traction-free zone on a compulsory restart. Today it’s all lit up to celebrate a century of use as a trials section and surfaced with shale. There’s a ‘preferential start’ for Class 2 cars like ours and no restart. The Dellow makes easy work of it, but there’s a near-disaster waiting at the top where there’s a kind of kerb separating the tarmac road from the shale. The front wheels just float over it, but I feel the nearside rear hit with a smack that shakes the car to its core. Later we find a sharp dent in the wheelrim, and conclude that we were lucky to have not lost both the tyre and the wheel.

From there, it’s a misty drive over Exmoor to the first timed-test at Barton Steep. The gap between the first two lines is enough to force a change up from first, but the incline is so steep it bogs the engine as second gear is engaged. No chance of a good time, but we are here to have a good time and not just record a good time so we are not disheartened.

And on we go…observed section Sutcombe includes a restart, but the Dellow takes it all in its stride. We pass a village garage in Bradworthy Wicketts where others less fortunate than us are undertaking running repairs, but we mustn’t feel smug yet, as the trials gods have more challenges in store.

And on we go. Cutliff Lane is an eventful section for some ahead of us. There’s a long wait while an Austin 7 is put back on its wheels and the delay is enlivened by the car in front of us backfiring and setting its airfilter alight. Luckily, there’s no harm done, but it shows the fire extinguishers we all must carry are more than box-ticking and ballast. 

Ahead of us, as many cars seem to be   failing as succeeding. Parts of the section are very muddy, but the Dellow climbs to the top with a stunning lack of wheelspin. John confesses that he’s activated the traction control: meaning he set off forgetting to release the handbrake and it stopped the wheels spinning!
I agree not to tell anyone, so you can read it here first.

And on we go, through North Devon where some of the minor roads are as rough as trials sections, to a point where the route loops back on itself to take in two sections in one wood. We manage both without drama but driving out through a farmyard at the second there is a sudden eruption of steam from the front of the Dellow.

This is a catastrophe! The fan on the Dellow is electrically driven, but looks like a metal version of a 1970s model aircraft propeller. It has somehow managed to slice a slit in the top hose, and put a convex dent in the spigot. We execute a temporary repair, using a product that John says is very good for repairing roof-flashing. We have three litres of water, but it’s not enough to refil the system. Luckily, the family who run the farm are watching the event, and are only too happy to replenish our stocks of water. If the repair holds, we can finish.

But it doesn’t. As we head towards Bude and home territory, the water temperature gauge shoots up, and then down. This is a very bad thing, as it means the water is below the level of the temperature sensor.

We stop, and pour in more water. And carry on. And repeat. And now we have no more water. Our aim now is to survive until the time control at Wilsey Down, which will at least be a convenient place to recover the car from if we can’t repair it.

It’s disheartening. The car has done all the sections, I’ve managed to keep us on the route, and John’s careful driving has seen us get back on schedule on the road after every delay. We were going to stop in Bude for fuel anyway, and elect to still do so, and I buy the car a very expensive bottle of Evian Water in the hope of flattering it to the finish. But the unsaid reality is that our chances are now less than 50 per cent.

It’s a flying visit to the Widemouth Bay check, and then some very hilly roads to Crackington: our home section. We queue for Crackington in the tiny hamlet of Mineshop. There’s an explosion of expensive Evian Water steam from under the bonnet. It’s carnage. The roof-flashing has melted! 

I tell John I’ll get some more water, and I’m sure we can sort it out. But I’m not really. I’m gutted.

Clutching my bottle, I hobble down the hill towards the ford at the bottom, and narrowly avoid collision with a vision of female loveliness.

I must be hallucinating. She’s wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Kelvin Klein bikini-top, has blonde hair caressing her bare shoulders, and is sipping a can of cider.

It’s been a long day. I’m short of sleep. I’m seeing things. If I blink, she’ll go away.
I blink. She’s still there.

“Are you OK?” she asks, her pretty face clouded with concern.
“We need some water for the car, please,” I gasp.
“Hold my cider.” 
She presses the can into my hand. It feels slightly chill.
“You can have some if you want, but not if you are driving.”

She takes the bottle and departs to the houses that line one side of the road. And then she’s back, clutching the now filled bottle. 

Wonderful. And even more wonderful is that her partner and his friend are in her wake, clutching tools, radiator hoses, and heavy-duty tractor hose clamps. She’s dragged them away from barbeque duties to help fix the car.

Remember, this is Cornwall, home to the best ‘rustic’ engineers in the world. They invented deep mining. They invented the steam engine. They can fix anything. They laugh, they joke, they help us fix the car. There’s more clamp than hose, but it’s not going to leak again.

They get a garden hose and fill the cooling system.

Can you imagine this happening in Surrey? Nah, they’d call the police.

Our friends return to their garden barbeque with our inadequate thanks ringing in their ears, and we clean Crackington in fine style. 

And on to the next speed test…it’s dead flat and the lines are far enough apart for the Dellow’s gearbox to not be too much of a handicap.

We arrive at Wilsey Down. The officials there have realised there’s no point in keeping everyone hanging around for an hour: with over 400 entrants starting at 60 second intervals everyone has had more than enough rest queuing for sections. The planned hour stop is now 30 minutes. We had discussed finding ways to protect the hose from the fan, but it’s not going to happen in half-an-hour.

So we leave, conscious that this is like the ‘last lap’ of the trial and feeling relatively confident that we might actually see the finish. Little do we know, but fate still has a couple of curve balls to chuck at us.
Two holding areas filter us onto Warleggan, and we are clean again!

All is good. And then I balls up. 

To be fair, up until now my navigating has been confident and accurate…so much so that we often find ourselves as leader of a small pack who opt to drop behind and follow. But there’s some ambiguity in the roadbook on the outskirts of Bodmin and I lead us into town. Bodmin is where Cornwall Council sends its traffic planners to die. You can’t drive from one side of the town to another. It’s like Oxford, only without the University.

We see other trials cars heading in all directions and opt to put the roadbook aside, head out of town and use the What Three Words reference to get to the new section of Great Grogley, which is on private land. We are still being followed.
Out of Bodmin and we stop at a crossroads. What Three Words says we should turn right, but we’ve turned left. John goes to restart the car…nothing. We’re toast.

Our ‘friends’ who have been riding on our navigation for much of the event roar off down the right road. Hey, thanks for your help in our hour of need chaps, and we’ll do the same for you anytime!

We push the car across the road more in hope than expectation, and unaccountably, it bump starts easily. The ammeter is showing a normal charge and we try a restart at the top of a hill.  Now the car is confident that it’s pointing in the right direction, it fires straight away.

No, we can’t explain it otherwise either!

Great Grogley is easy, if a bit bumpy, but the drive back down to the road is quite exciting.
Withielgoose is the next section, and clean again. 

On our way to the final route check at Perranporth, John says “We are on for a Bronze if we finish,” meaning there are just two sections to go and we are clean so far. 

This is good news, but the bad news is that the final section is the notorious Blue Hills Two: it’s a smasher of bikes, a stopper of cars and a breaker of dreams.

John navigates Blue Hills One easily; our car is excused the restart, but it looks like one we could tackle if we had had to. There is a restart for all classes on Blue Hills Two, but how hard can it be?

Bloody hell. Blue Hills Two is worse than I remember, or it looks on YouTube. Even the access track is tougher than most of the sections we’ve driven. But we get to the restart in fine style. It’s hellish steep, but there’s firm rock under the back wheels. We can do this!

But we can’t. It’s too steep. If we could only get the back wheels to spin a bit, John could get the clutch home and we would claw our way up. No chance; these wheels aren’t for turning. We stick. The cockpit fills with smoke, the clutch is cooked. There goes our Gold.

Frustratingly, when we roll back five metres or so and go again the Dellow leaps the rock step that stopped us in fine style and we get to the top without drama.

All we have to do then is limp the car to the finish, greet John’s dear wife Viv who is there to meet us with a car trailer, eat fish and chips, and let her drive us home.

And a few days later, we get notification that we have won a Silver. It’s the first thing I’ve won at any sport, ever, and I’m 62. It’s all down to John’s efforts of course in preparing and driving a fragile and elderly car about 350 miles through the night on some of Britain’s toughest roads. I just held the route book and shouted at him, but, hey, someone’s got to do it.

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Chairman’s Chat
Since the last newsletter many of our members competed  and officiated as part of the MCC Lands End Trial.  There have been the usual reports of success and failures form competitors together with the usual ‘might have beens’.  Bill Rosten and his team are to be congratulated on another successful event.  No mean feat after loss of forestry sections, holiday traffic etc don’t make the job any easier.

Next month we have have agreed to support the MCC 3 Day Trial and would appreciate any offers of help to marshal sections and the lunch halt car park in Launceston.  If you are available on Saturday June 25th please let us know.

For our upcoming Trials Formula event I quote from our website:-
“On Saturday the 7th of May we have the Northgate Sporting Trial at Ashley Farm Lifton, the regs for this are on the website but you are asked that you send in paper entries (you know that stuff you write on, used to be the thing to do) there will be no online entry for this event. As always marshals are needed so Mike Wevill would love to hear from you 01566 784451.”  Thanks to Mike our Sporting Trials continue to be run successfully and attract entries from far and wide.”

Apart from the competitive events and committee meetings we would like to have more social get togethers.  A start was made recently with an evening in the bar at Launceston Golf Club when ideas were exchanged.  Road runs, car treasure hunts, visits to places of interest, talks,  a quiz, film/video and informal ‘noggin and natters’ have been suggested.  Hopefully the committee will run some of these but all are welcome to do so.  We would really like to know what you would like – please let us know through our social media or even an old fashioned phone call or letter.  

I look forward to ideas flooding in, meanwhile enjoy your motorsport.

Joe Caudle   Chairman

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Tailpiece
So with the Lands End Trial out of the way for another year it gives you time to reflect, as a friend once said “these events are always better when you’re down the pub looking back at them.”  Within a few days following the event I had removed the engine and entrusted South West Clutches of Lifton to sort out the clutch, two days later I had a completely rebuilt  unit and fitted in no time, I then dug deep and splashed out on some new hoses, I even bought spare ones so the car is good to go again, I got so carried away I washed and painted the engine, yes worrying. There’s always other jobs  waiting though.
All for this month, and a big thanks to our contributors.
J.T.                       Please send contributions to billjan299@gmail.com

Newsletter April 2022

So here we go again, another month has shot past and I’m back on the keyboard. The recent Launceston Trial was very much a success and credit must go to Nigel and the team, we are very lucky to have members in the club who really do their utmost to put on events that everyone enjoys.   This enjoyment is under serious threat though, there is a consultation document out at the moment which if it goes the wrong way ours and many other similar sports will be lost forever , we urge everyone to log on to the Defra site and make their point. Tony Ferrari of the Nomad Byway Project has done an excellent you tube video which can be seen on the MCC news of the week explaining how to fill in the form, we only have until the 9th of this month to respond so please do it NOW.   You’ll need to copy and paste the link below into your browser…….

https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW9fX1pULUdyUWprbTJ
For simple guidance purposes you can fill in the questions as listed below.

Q1 answer No, Q2 Your name, Q3 your email address, Q4 your region, Q5 If you live in a National Park say so or you can just say “member of the public”  , Q6 to 12 can be ignored,  Q13 if unsure leave blank, Q14 is very important NO Q15 leave blank or ignore, Q16 NO, Q17 to 25 Ignore,  you are now almost done add your  e mail address for a response and that’s it you’ve done your bit.

If you have more time, instead of completing the questionnaire, you may wish to email your own personal response to landscapesconsultation@defra.gov.uk.

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Chairman’s Chat

Since the last newsletter the club AGM has been held. I am pleased to report that Warin Kelly was unanimously appointed as a Vice President. Unfortunately our Club President Robin Moore is still in hospital recovering from his recent stroke so was unable to attend.  Warin took the chair as, the officers and committee were re-elected.

If the club is to be sustainable there is still a need to have a number of officers from our younger members in the future. Until then us “old timers” will do our best, supported by a committee with representatives from teenagers upwards. Congratulations to our most senior committee member Warin who recently celebrated his birthday, now he is officially an octogenarian and most definitely our most senior committee member!

Our last event was the Launceston Trial, ably run by Nigel and his team. Following some wild weather the previous day we were fortunate to enjoy a dry day for our sport. There was a good sized entry, particularly in the motorcycle classes, and the day was generally enjoyed by all. Thanks particularly to those who turned out to marshal as without you there would be no sport for the competitors, a special mention of thanks must go to Mr Peter Newman the land owner who over the years has been extremely supportive of our club.

If you haven’t already done so please give your views on the government’s consultation about vehicular rights of way. More details on the website “Another attempt to ban trials and green laning : what@s going on?” – the future of much of our sport will depend on this outcome.

In future we hope to have more news about social events, and as before ideas and offers of help are welcome.
Joe Caudle
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Lanson Trial

On the following pages are a few of the photos I took whilst marshalling on the event, It’s a bit tricky marshalling and attempting to photograph a vehicle coming at you particularly when you are unsure of it’s direction ( whether it sticks to the section or heads in your direction).  On several occasions I ended up dropping everything hastily in order to move to a safer spot, it’s a wonder my phone survived, then of course I would drop the score sheet in order to give assistance, after which I would be seen walking around the section trying to find the errant paperwork again.
All good fun.
J.T.

Lanson Trial Award winners
Newman Cup (class D)                                Alan & Patrick Keat
Class award                                                Stephen Kingstone
Novice award                                               Zak Ruby
Class B1 award                                           Sennen Mildren
2nd Class award                                          Ben Benyon
3rd Class award                                          Gavin Hunt
Cycle Bowl                                                 Richard Maddern
1st Class award                                           Jon Mildren
Class award                                                Chris Barnicoat
Fulford Cup                                                  Ryan Tonkin
Class Award                                                Andrew Martin
1st Class award                                            Philip Thomas
Class award                                                 David Haizelden
Class award                                                 James Vivian
Class award                                                 James Shalcross

                                               

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Future Events

On Saturday the 7th of May we have the Northgate Sporting Trial at Ashley Farm Lifton, the regs for this are on the website but you are asked that you send in paper entries (you know that stuff you write on, used to be the thing to do) there will be no online entry for this event. As always marshals are needed so Mike Wevill would love to hear from you 01566 784451.

Werrington Speed Hillclimb. Once again Plymouth Motor Club are hosting this event on Saturday the 30th of April and Sunday 1st of May. They are in need of marshals, no specific marshal licence required and they do give you lunch and a small amount towards fuel costs. Speak to chief marshal Richard Brooks  on 07877 004462  or you can e mail him  
richbrooks20@gmail.com

They have a full entry list of just under a 100 cars each day ranging from modified production cars to single seat fliers.
Merv’s  Lanson Trial Report

After a week of dry weather, we were all set for the 36th Launceston Classic trial. The evening before Richard and I had exchanged the usual texts about where to meet up, as both he and I have to ride to the events as we have no trailer or van. So we agreed at 7:45, plenty of time, and it was a fresh and dry morning, so what could possibly go wrong?

I lead the way and I thought I knew where I was going but unfortunately took a wrong turning and went down to Coryton church before realising we had gone the wrong way, so we turned around. Then I came across an ‘Unsuitable for Motor Vehicles’ Green Lane which I remember from the road trial last year where a couple of local riders were at the bottom of this section and about to go up it but suggested to us that we take the road route as they ‘knew this section. Well,  I thought to myself this is a shortcut to the woods and we will go this way …what a mistake that was! I rapidly found myself stuck in a deep gully of broken slate and slurry. With our tyres still at road pressure, and dressed for the early morning commute our only option was to lift the bike out of the rut onto the high ground from where I was able to carry on and get to the top. I waited for Richard, then I waited, and I waited a bit more, and then I thought ‘Ah he must be in trouble!’

I headed off on foot down to the bottom and sure enough he was in the same spot I was. So rinse and repeat, and he went on his way. At this point, I was sweating so much I’ve got my jacket undone, and helmet off, and by the time I walked back to the top I realised I’ve lost a glove, so back down to the bottom once more. By the time I got to the top of the lane for the third time, we both felt we’d already done a day’s trial!

Sweating, flustered even more disorientated, I decided to ask for a drop pin in from my mate Chris, only to find we are about 500 yards from the woods, so we made it down to the yard, signed in, and I got myself a bacon bap.
Good to see loads of riders and lots of familiar faces and I join the queue to start the day chatting away, then Ben suggested my front tire was very low. Oops! I’ve let way too much air out of that one so off back to the van for my pump, back in the queue, and then I realised I’d forgot to protect my
headlight so back to the van again for the foam I usually stick across it as with an older bike these things are hard to find should you break them. So not the start to the morning I had planned, but finally we’re off !!

After a few sections I settled in nicely and hooked up with Chris, just Zach, the youngest entrant, to find now as his Dad, Darren had asked me to look after him Conditions were just absolutely perfect, And all the volunteers and marshals extremely helpful at the beginning of each section. As I wasn’t organised at all and I had forgotten to bring something to attach the map to the front of my bike. Unlike my friend George who was really organised.

Trying to find section 7, we were lost and turned up at 8: the special test; so we had to backtrack quite a way to get to the bottom. The funny thing is Darren had messaged me a week before asking if I wouldn’t mind looking after Zack, as he didn’t want to get lost, but in reality I should’ve been phoning Lisa and Darren to ask if we could ride with him as, once we had found him, he knew where every section was and how to get there without even looking at the map! Although between 7-8 we seem to have lost him probably because he knew where he was going and we didn’t!

The new section 7 Eastcott 1 going up the gully was interesting I like that one.
After completing 8 the special test Mike informed us that Zach hadn’t been through so we decided to wait and at this point it was a good opportunity to strip down and cool off.

Enter the enduro lads.
Not seen these lads before, oh my God they are fast! One amusing thing was the second lad that went through decided to take off at the STOP point and by the time he passed Mike at the START point he was probably doing 40 miles an hour! We were all laughing a lot. That’s a fail then!

Luckily enough Zak appeared next and we had our guide and mentor back. Then Richard turned up, just like us earlier coming up the wrong way looking for section 7

Back to the yard for lunch: coffee and double bacon baps, home-cooked by Chris this time. And a little bit of sunbathing. The section after lunch had the usual queue where many riders were straining their necks to see what
the hold-up was? That will be a deviation then! At this point I then realised I’ve got hardly any fuel left. I’m sure I filled up after the Holsworthy trial, obviously not then. 

George kindly offered his services “Go to my van and help yourself Merv. Fill it right up if you want.” Well in today’s money that’s probably about £15!  A very generous chap. At the next section Chris said he had some so Zach and I headed off to fill up. I really should be more organised.

If you don’t know me then you might know my bike: it’s an XR400, kickstart only and I could be seen many a time trying to get her started as it’s a bit hit and miss. At section 16 I was trying to fire her up and Chris Barnicoat said that if that was his bike he would be kicking it over the side of the hill. LoL! I think after that comment she actually fired! Although several times that day when at the front of the queue I had to suggest the next in line pass me and take my spot while I kicked away.

Eastcott 2 was interesting I managed to do a bit of filming there and realised hardly anybody got past number two, and looking at the results it even had Richard Maddern. The only person to clear this section was John Mildren. Well done.

On the final section: Up, Over and Beyond; the last-minute decision to change to a deviation caused lots of excitement and was a good move. However this was probably one of the worst episodes of my bike not starting and I was actually getting out of breath, there were various comments coming from behind me from the Enduro lads.

The one stuck in my mind was “You should have a grease nipple fitted to your hip ‘cause you’re gonna wear that out!”
That one got me laughing !! she eventually fired up, I raised my arms to the sky and the lads cheered from behind. This was the last section and I filmed a few of us coming up, but that deviation got a lot of victims.

Well that’s it what a fantastic day we had, the weather was absolutely stunning and I would like to thank land owner, club and all the volunteers for making this a truly awesome day. Time now to head home and make a list of what to bring and do for next time to be more organised. Although you probably guessed it I’ll have forgotten by then.

See you on the next one.
all the best, Mervyn Brown

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Tailpiece
Not too much to report from the garage this month other than that I treated the Dellow to a shiny new Crown Wheel & Pinion as the old one was getting a bit noisy after the Exeter trial so it’s fingers crossed for the Land’s End, and yes I did it by crawling around on the floor instead of using my shiny new scissor lift, Hey ho.  All for this month  J.T.

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And the good news is……
I have just been speaking to Robin’s daughter Maria who tells me that he is now home from hospital  and making steady progress, he’s still doing a couple of trips to the hospital for therapy etc  each week but as with these type of illnesses it’s one step at a time.  Give him a few weeks and he’ll be back to his Zumba classes, the man’s a fighter!
Everyone in the club wishes him well.      J.T.

For Sale
This is my biggest mistake for some time and a somewhat expensive one at that, but it will make a few people smile.

Automotech Car Scissor lift, allows you to raise the vehicle up to 1300mm high yet lays very flat when not in use lifts 2800kg. I bought this for working on the Dellow but because of the shape of the Dellow chassis  (being “A” shaped)  it is a struggle, so as yet it hasn’t even had a car on it. I paid just under £1,800 for it a couple of weeks ago will take £1,500     J.T.   07971 249783 More photos are available.

 

Newsletter March 2022

I’m writing this the day after our very enjoyable awards evening at Trethorne Leisure Centre, organised by Nigel Cowling, it ran like clockwork. So nice for people to be getting back to doing the things we used to take for granted, along with the fact that quite a number of the award winners were there to receive them, not that any of the recipients gave any long agonising speeches just a big smiley face for the camera was enough.

For the first time since I’ve been a member it was noted that our club President Robin Moore was absent due to him suffering a stroke a few weeks ago. Robin was in Derriford Hospital for a couple of weeks and has this week been transferred to Bodmin Hospital where they have a specialist Stroke unit and  will be able to assess his condition and treat accordingly. He’s a tough one and despite having difficulty in walking is otherwise making reasonable progress, as his daughter Maria said to me his mental capacity is unaffected and he is certainly keeping up with day  to day events and checking all his correspondence, we all wish him a speedy recovery.


There’s lots more photos on the club facebook page and most probably Jonathan Kelly will be putting them on the website, I do have more photos including some of the children receiving their awards but as I forgot to ask the parents for permission I haven’t published them.            
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And now it’s time for our Chairman Joe Caudle to write a few words

I write this after an enjoyable evening at the club awards presentation event.  It was good to see another gathering after 2 years of challenges and restrictions.  Most of the silverware went home for temporary custodianship and to be enjoyed by successful competitors.  Thanks to Nigel Cowling’s hard work everything went smoothly in a relaxed friendly gathering.  It was particularly pleasing to see so many families and young people there this time. 

 Nigel was the recipient of the inaugural Pete Cooper award to recognise the huge role he has played for our club in keeping our profile high across the local motorsport community and for his leadership and enthusiasm in getting many of our events back up and running in difficult circumstances.  In future this award will be presented to the best performance in a car by a club member on the Tamar Trial.  A fitting way to remember our friend and a great clubman.

Our club secretary, Andy Prosser, arranged for the proceeds from the raffle and a donations box to raise funds for the Disasters Emergency Committee Ukrainian Humanitarian Appeal.  Thanks to the generosity of all present a large sum was raised.  I quote from Andy’s email to the committee:-

“I have applied for Gift Aid, so this brings it up to £323.75. The £259 which we raised will be matched by the government so in effect we raised £582.75 for Ukraine – a real bonus to what was already a great evening.  Thank you to everyone.”


Another high point for me this week was receiving the news that the Tamar Trial has been awarded the ACTC Trial of the Year for 2019 and 2021.  A great tribute to Clerk of Course Pete Cooper, Secretary Bob Slatter and Deputy Clerks of Course Simon Riddle and Nigel Cowling.  Also, all the committee, club members, marshals and landowners who have made the events so successful.

Our club’s success is due to the commitment and hard work of the committee.  There is a lot of work behind the scenes that ensures the bureaucratic requirements and practical challenges are all tackled to ensure we can enjoy our sport.  This fine group of individuals will meet next Thursday evening for the AGM to elect the officers and committee for the next year.  If you would be interested in joining us or just want to come along and meet us, you would be most welcome.

One notable absentee from the awards evening and unable to attend the AGM this year will be our Club President Robin Moore who is unfortunately in hospital having suffered a stroke.  I am sure we all wish him a good recovery.

I hope to see as many as possible of you out on the Launceston Trial on March 20th.  

Yours in motorsport

Joe Caudle

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Forthcoming events

Club AGM on Thursday the 10th of March 7.30pm at the White Hart Hotel Launceston all welcome.

Launceston Trial on the 20th of March at Eastcott & Lew Woods , the online entry system is open so if you are thinking of entering don’t delay. Marshals needed.

Easter Friday/Saturday  MCC Lands End Trial, considered by some as the biggest classic of the year (other trials are available) always good fun to watch.

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Tailpiece      
When you are an old codger like myself the government like to remind you of it by making you re apply for your driving licence at the  age of 70.  I started this process last August as my birthday at the end of September would put me in the above mentioned category. I was also aware that as you are deemed by many at this age to be incompetent in as much as the DVLA also see fit to remove certain categories from your licence, mainly the right to drive anything over 3500kg classes C & D  unless you make a specific additional application.

I considered this ruling to be somewhat unfair so I started the process of attempting to retain said categories by getting all the appropriate forms, this then leads to you also needing a medical from your GP which is basically a form filling exercise for which I was relieved of £96. Next came a visit to the opticians, another fee, given the all clear and told I met fighter pilot standards despite having a long term Glaucoma condition.  With all the forms filled out I sent my application off, about 7 weeks later they send the doctors medical back as an extra section needed filling out, got this done bearing in mind my licence now technically expires in a few days.

Time drifts by October no news November , December likewise. As the new year approaches I get my proof of identity paperwork back and a letter saying my licence will follow in about two weeks, I’m almost excited, unfortunately they come up with another hurdle, they won’t accept my Optician’s  eye test I have to attend a test at their approved one. So I  make the appointment, do the test and it is sent straight off to DVLA. Roughly two weeks later and due to yet more silence I decide to phone, coffee in one hand phone in the other I am ready for the long drawn out process. I make several attempts to phone them and after about 40 minutes someone actually answers the phone, this person can’t deal with my enquiry so get put on hold for 10 minutes, next person, sorry you’re through to the wrong department, back on hold with the same boring music which I can’t decide if it’s meant to relax you or just irritate me  for  having  interrupted  their day, for me it was the latter. New person speaks to me I then have to verify who I am for about the third time and says “Oh yes your case is being looked into but we aren’t able to divulge anything more but  you will hear soon.”  so that wasted about an hour and a half of my life which there is no retrieval system for.

A couple more weeks go by and I receive a letter to say they have refused my application for classes C & D as my visual field of scope doesn’t match their requirements, so any thoughts of being a fighter pilot are dashed.  Today I received a one year  driving licence which I am told is standard practice so some consolation I suppose .  But  after 8 months and much time and considerable cash wasted,  codgers be warned life at 70 can be more than a little challenging, particularly where bureaucracy is involved.

All for this month  J.T.                      contributions to    billjan299@gmail.com